Toilet Paper Holder Quotes

#1. There are no lazy veteran lion hunters.

Norman Ralph Augustine

#2. Jim Ross you're a fine one to talk about how someone is dressed.

Jerry Lawler

#3. I loved our mutual corny sense of humor. Underneath all his macho bravado, he was a dork. Just like me.

Kate Rockland

#4. Drowning men will drag you down if you let them. Sometimes, to survive, you have to let them sink.

John Connolly

#5. Concentrate on small segments of your race at a time. For example, rather than obsessing about the distance that remains, simply complete the next mile in good form ... try another, then another, until the race is done.

Jerry Lynch

#6. Start each day in such a way that satan screams, OH NOOOOO...He's getting up!

Jay Miller

#7. If you have to shout to prove your point, you're probably wrong.

Aleksandra Ninkovic

#8. I have ideas written down some places, but usually I can't find them. I'm not very organized.

Charlie Kaufman

#9. I have realized over time that I missed the mark with HyperCard. I grew up in a box-centric culture at Apple. If I'd grown up in a network-centric culture, like Sun, HyperCard might have been the first Web browser. My blind spot at Apple prevented me from making HyperCard the first Web browser.

Bill Atkinson

#10. Me never believe in marriage that muchmarriage is a trap to control me; woman is a coward. Man strong.

Bob Marley

#11. Look at the cross and you will know what one soul means to Jesus.

Mother Teresa

#12. I brush my teeth with a leg of fried chicken, and gravy is my toothpaste.

Jarod Kintz

#13. I feel like a drummer with no sticks and somebody keeps farting on my snare drum.

Anthony Langston