Toilet Paper Arc Quotes

#1. Great rolls of toilet paper arc like ejaculate through the black sycamores.

Garth Risk Hallberg

#2. Well," she repeated, "be it all right with you if Mr. Death pins her to the wall?"
Devyl hesitated as several scenarios for those words went through his mind. William having his way with the beast in a corner.
Or Will literally daggering the hag.

Sherrilyn Kenyon

#3. So long as I remain alive and well I shall continue to feel strongly about prose style, to love the surface of the earth, and to take a pleasure in solid objects and scraps of useless information.

George Orwell

#4. And that's what I don't like about magic, Captain. 'cos it's *magic*. You can't ask questions, it's magic. It doesn't explain anything, it's magic. You don't know where it comes from, it's magic! That's what I don't like about magic, it does everything by magic!

Terry Pratchett

#5. [I] educate people to be kinder to each other, and to other life-forms. There has been racism, sexism and now there is 'species-ism.' People think that they are better than other creatures.

Alicia Silverstone

#6. Life deals you a lot lessons, some people learn from it, some people don't.

Brett Favre

#7. The unexpressed aim of every politician is to influence events that history books will record his name - and spell it right.

Judy LaMarsh

#8. There are a great many wicked people in the world," said Emelyan.

Anton Chekhov

#9. She didn't get angry with anyone, because that would mean having to react, having to do battle with the enemy and then having to face unforeseen consequences, such as vengeance.

Paulo Coelho

#10. Hens were wandering about like ladies at a lyceum tea trying to find their friends before selecting their seats.

Gregory Maguire