The Three Bears Quotes

#1. Hold it. You know what I'd like to see? I'd like to see the three bears eat the three little pigs, and then the bears join up with the big bad wolf and eat Goldilocks and Little Red Riding Hood! Tell me a story like that, OK?

Bill Watterson

#2. I feel like one of the three bears right now. Goldilocks, is that you sleeping in my bed?

Melissa Cutler

#3. And the Three Bears: No one ever questions why the Papa Bear and Mama Bear slept in separate beds. What was going on in that marriage? More backstory needed.

Jim Gaffigan

#4. And in your deranged mind, what do you think the lesson of 'Goldilocks and the Three Bears' is?" Alex challenged him. "Easy," Conner said. "Lock your doors! Robbers come in all shapes and sizes. Even curly-haired little girls can't be trusted." Alex grunted again and crossed her arms.

Chris Colfer

#5. That was what the story of Goldilocks and the three bears was all about: breach of trust.

Alexander McCall Smith

#6. Life is sort of like Goldilocks and the Three Bears, if you know what I mean. Some days are too big. Some days are much too small. But today was one of those rare days that was just right.

Leila Sales

#7. For some stories, it's easy. The moral of 'The Three Bears,' for instance, is Never break into someone else's house.' The moral of 'Snow White' is 'Never eat apples.' The moral of World War I is 'Never assassinate Archduke Ferdinand.

Lemony Snicket

#8. So holy and so perfect is my love, And I in such a poverty of grace, That I shall think it a most plenteous crop To glean the broken ears after the man That the main harvest reaps.

William Shakespeare

#9. When your children grow, when your dark locks begin to silver, when you are an old woman, alone with your three bears, what will you see? What stories will you tell?

Neil Gaiman

#10. Asked to describe the Holy One, Jesus told the story of the father whose bond with his son, no matter the son's unworthiness, was unbreakable.

James Carroll

#11. She always set three alarms for fear that the first employees to arrive would discover her sleeping - a Goldilocks without her bears

Billie Letts

#12. It seems only yesterday I used to believe
there was nothing under my skin but light.
If you cut me I could shine.

Billy Collins

#13. Children tend to be rather better observers of adults' characters than adults are of children's, because children are so dependent on adults that it is very much in their interest to discover the weaknesses of their elders.

Allan Bloom

#14. Don't panic, but there are three bears surrounding me in the barn.

Michele M. Reynolds

#15. Say, Britain, could you ever boast, Three poets in an age at most? Our chilling climate hardly bears A sprig of bays in fifty years.

Jonathan Swift

#16. I think that's how love works. Sometimes it means doing the washing up when it's not your mess, and sometimes it's driving to the airport three times in one week to pick up a loved one, and sometimes it's all unexpected bears and possible surprise giraffes.

Jenny Lawson

#17. Like a dying ember, the child in us can flare up again when we least expect it..

Peggy Toney Horton

#18. What Anacharsis said of the vine may aptly enough be said of prosperity. She bears the three grapes of drunkenness, pleasure, and sorrow; and happy is it if the last can cure the mischief which the former work. When afflictions fail to have their due effect, the case is desperate.

Henry St John, 1st Viscount Bolingbroke

#19. The vine bears three kinds of grapes: the first of pleasure, the second of intoxication, the third of disgust.

Diogenes

#20. So many have the same premise: once upon a time, there were three. Three of something: three pigs, three bears, three brothers, three soldiers, three billy goats. Three princesses.

E. Lockhart

#21. A golden drop, the third of three, bears the power to set them free.'

~The Prophecy of Myst~

E.M. McIntyre

#22. But three cheers for Alaska, they've got 24-hour hot fucking bear delivery.
Note to self: Nuke Alaska.

Mykle Hansen

#23. I still have this teddy bear I've had since I was three ... and all my boxes, all kinds of boxes. I just won't give them up. It's like if I give them up, I've given in to being a movie star.

Sharon Tate

#24. A vine bears three grapes, the first of pleasure, the second of drunkenness, and the third of repentance.

Diogenes Laertius

#25. Three helping one another, beare the burthen of sixe.
[Three helping one another, bear the burden of six.]

George Herbert

#26. Life made its pattern around and beneath and through her.

Monica Ali

#27. Race and temperament go for much in influencing opinion.

Sydney, Lady Morgan