Testicle Quotes

#1. That wouldn't fit my right testicle

Simone Elkeles

#2. I am not a fan of Sigmund Freud because his theories are not testicle.

Richard Wiseman

#3. Nobody wanted to ride bitch to his own testicle festival.

Debra Anastasia

#4. One day," Dane snarled, "I'm going to put your nuts in a grinder and make a testicle salad sandwich.

Gena Showalter

#5. It's always funny until someone loses a testicle.

Bob N. Boguslavski

#6. One hundred women are not worth a single testicle.

Confucius

#7. what Russell called a 'logical construction out of aggregates of facts. (This does not mean that all statements about the average are sensible or useful: as has been said, the average person has one testicle and one breast.)

Simon Blackburn

#8. It seems a stray bullet actually pierced the testicle of a Union soldier and lodged itself in the ovaries of a woman standing approximately 100 ft. away. She's alright, the baby's doing fine ... ofcourse the soldier's a little pissed off ...

Tom Waits

#9. There's a bit of testicle at the bottom of our most sublime feelings and our purest tenderness.

Denis Diderot

#10. What's up? I'm Harris. I'm 33 years young. I have my cousin Jason's truck for two more weeks. I have one testicle-whack a mole accident-and I'm down to clown.

Harris Wittels

#11. Bloody dogs," Dad said, kicking indiscriminately under the table. He put his revolver next to his side-plate. Mum put her Uzi on an empty chair beside her. "Safety on?" Dad always asked. "Those things are liable to go off at the touch of a gnat's testicle.

Alexandra Fuller

#12. I started puberty very late. I was nearly sixteen. And for complicated reasons this late arrival of my puberty caused me to stop playing competitive tennis. But before my puberty problem, I had trouble with my lower back and with my left testicle.

Jonathan Ames

#13. You wonder if that really constitutes being 'a coincidence' but don't press her on the issue, instead sticking your hand down your pocket to pretend to look for something when really just scratching an itchy testicle.

Rudolf Kerkhoven

#14. My writing routine is everyday I put a record on, the same one since 20 years. Then I burn a stick of incense, I put perfume here on the insides of my soles, I paint my left testicle red, and I write.

Alejandro Jodorowsky

#15. Beware of averages. The average person has one breast and one testicle.

Dixie Lee Ray

#16. Oh, sheez, what's Syd Vicious doing back in town? (Payne)
How'd the testicle retrieval go, Payne? You still limping? ... Thought so. I got the thank-you card from Planned Parenthood last week. Seems they want to honor me for saving the gene pool. (Syd)

Sherrilyn Kenyon

#17. Be careful of averages and how they're applied. One way that they can fool you is if the average combines samples from disparate populations. This can lead to absurd observations such as:
"On average, humans have one testicle.

Daniel J. Levitin

#18. The average human has one breast and one testicle.

Des MacHale

#19. That wasn't so bad. She said, dabbing at her mouth with a napkin. What was it?
That was a Rocky Mountain oyster, also know as a Montana tendergroin.
No. I just ate bull's balls?
Only one, but yes, you just tore up a tasty testicle. Congratulations!

Kevin Hearne

#20. My mind was spinning in so many different directions I didn't know whether to laugh, cry, or eat a fried calf testicle.

Elle Casey

#21. She ran her hands along the bandage and felt the knot forming where one of her attackers had brought the butt of his blaster down on her head. She hoped he woke up with an equal amount of pain. I should have kicked him so hard he'd need a testicle retrieval. But

Sherrilyn Kenyon

#22. I take offense to that. (Pandora) And I take offense to my sudden need for a testicle retrieval. You know, I would have liked to have fathered children one day. (Mike)

Sherrilyn Kenyon

#23. Shall remain! Hear you this Triton of the minnows? Mark you His absolute 'shall'?

William Shakespeare

#24. The world is a little more diverse in 2015 than when the Fantastic Four comic first came out in 1961.

Michael B. Jordan

#25. The cheerful loser is a sort of winner.

William Howard Taft

#26. Fernando de Ismelda," Enrico says. "You won the kingdom's archery competition. I gather it was quite a surprise to everyone."
"Not to me," the boy says.
I decide that I like Fernando de Ismelda.

Rae Carson

#27. I don't think it's irrational or too conservative of me to think, I never want to carry my baby into the county jail ever again.
Is it?

Joanna Gaines

#28. Once a Supermodel, always a Supermodel.

Beverly Johnson

#29. If you can open your mouth to say; I love you! To someone without taking such person(s) as your priority, even with your gifts and money, something more important than your freebie is missing out!

Michael Bassey Johnson

#30. If you're afraid of movies that excite your senses, you're afraid of movies.

Pauline Kael

#31. He who conquers himself is the mightiest warrior.

Confucius

#32. There are some things that cannot be expressed through words. And that is why we dance.

Robert Battle

#33. People talk about 'lives of significance'-as if there's an alternative. If you're not leading a life of significance, you're not living.

Andrew Williams

#34. The purpose of subduing is a function of taking responsibility for the entire earth

Sunday Adelaja