Syphilitic Quotes

#1. They were handsome, proper and normal family fathers who built the concentration camps and whipped the prisoners to death. And who was Nietzsche? A narcotized syphilitic.

Jens Bjorneboe

#2. The world is divided into three parts of which two parts are meat balls and spaghetti and the other part a huge syphilitic chancre.
(revised, correct quote)

Henry Miller

#3. Get out of here while you can. She's crazier than a syphilitic suicide bomber with mad-cow disease.

Dean Koontz

#4. Thou wretched pillar of syphilitic pheasant-fuck!

Christopher Moore

#5. The world is two thirds spaghetti and meatballs, one third syphilitic chancre.

Henry Miller

#6. One 'is' a genius only in the sense that one 'is' a syphilitic, in the sense that 'one' is violently problematized by a ferocious exteriority. One returns to the subject of which genius has been predicated to find it charred and devastated beyond recognition.

Nick Land

#7. but underneath that lurked horrors, like a syphilitic dick hidden under a blanket.

Kevin Hearne

#8. Christ on a pus-dripping syphilitic camel,

Ian Tregillis

#9. Martin was dafter than a syphilitic polecat - where do I get these metaphors from?

Stieg Larsson

#10. You idiot! You misbegotten son of a jinn's meeting with a jackass, may the grave of your maternal grandmother be defiled by the dung of ten thousand syphilitic she-camels!

Anne McCaffrey

#11. Seed of a syphilitic she-camel,

Anne McCaffrey

#12. I'm seein' the syphilitic afterbirth of a Mongolian clusterfuck, is what I see there.

Joe Coleman

#13. Susan, you were a mighty fine woman when you were alive and all, but personally I'd rather be gang-raped by giant, rabid, syphilitic porcupines, than join your shithead, hippie-commune, undead family, you scrawny-ass, vampire skank whore.

Larry Correia

#14. Tried to be dead again when I let you go, Cassie. Dead doesn't hurt. Tried fuckin' hard to find it. But I couldn't find it. You lived in me

Kristen Ashley

#15. There is no end to wonder once one starts really looking.

Marty Rubin

#16. I'll say this: The media wasn't invited to my marriage, and they're definitely not invited into the divorce.

Ryan Reynolds

#17. Never get behind old people. Their bodies are littered with hidden metal and they never seem to appreciate how little time they have left

George Clooney

#18. People never notice anything.

J.D. Salinger

#19. While it was true that the president of the United States was the world's ultimate juggler of tasks, it was also a fact that the First Lady, traditionally, was no slouch in that department either.

David Baldacci