Swingy Quotes

#1. Why even moon a sorority girl if they can't see the swingy egg bag part of it?

Doug Stanhope

#2. I've found constancy and balance between creativity and normality.

Julian Lennon

#3. Wit is the god of moments, but Genius is the god of ages.

Jean De La Bruyere

#4. As the sun does not wait for prayers and incantations tob e induced to rise, but immediately shines and is saluted by all, so do you also not wait for clappings of hands and shouts of praise tob e induced to do good, but be a doer of good voluntarily and you will be beloved as much as the sun.

Epictetus

#5. The best thing in life is change. Without change there is no life.

Ted Agon

#6. the continent with the highest proportion of its dryland areas classified as severe or moderately desertified is North America, at 74 percent.

Judith D. Schwartz

#7. when cynicism becomes the default language, playfulness and invention become impossible.

Caitlin Moran

#8. He claimed that nearby gun thunder cleared the mind - but most everybody else agreed it made you daft.

Vernor Vinge

#9. Maybe everyone can live beyond what they're capable of.

Markus Zusak

#10. I don't like to think of laws as rules you have to follow, but more as suggestions.

George Carlin

#11. I've said no to 'Celebrity Big Brother,' 'Strictly,' and the American one, 'Dancing With The Stars.' I don't feel it's right for me. I've been asked to do reality TV a zillion times. No way. No way. Nobody's going to get into my living room and see me there.

Joan Collins

#12. The failure to set standards for Palestinian conduct hurts the cause of peace.

Elliott Abrams

#13. Sir Lancelot increased in fame and worship above all men, for he overthrew all comers, and never was unhorsed or worsted, save by treason and enchantment.

James Knowles