Sweater Vest Quotes

#1. I was talking to a friend about Santorum. He said, 'For all my years in the State Department, I know one thing. Terrorists, what they fear most is a guy in a sweater vest.'

David Letterman

#2. If you're wearing a jacket, as I always am, the sweater vest always needs to be buttoned, with the exception of the bottom button. But if you're going sans jacket, you can leave it open.

Tim Gunn

#3. Rick Santorum doesn't like sex. He doesn't like the pill. He really doesn't like condoms. He said if men are going to pull something on to prevent procreation, nothing works better that a sweater vest.

Bill Maher

#4. I am successful because of my brains and my guts, put together, and I don't need some fancy-ass degree from a bunch of sweater-vest-wearing pricks who haven't gotten laid since Bush Senior was president ... Do you know who studies sociology? People who would rather observe life than live it.

Erin McCarthy

#5. A lifevest protects you from drowning and a bulletproof vest protects you from getting shot, and a sweater vest protects you from pretty girls.

Demetri Martin

#6. It only cost Mitt Romney $76.6 million to defeat a serial adulterer and a mental patient in a sweater vest.

Andy Borowitz

#7. Wither thou goest, I will go; thy people shall by my people; where thou diest, will I die, and there I be buried.

Cassandra Clare

#8. My grandfather taught me how important it is to have your eyes open, because you never know what's going to come your way.

Bobbi Brown

#9. Growing up is terribly wonderful. But often it's also wonderfully terrible.

S.D. Smith

#10. What if every church in America had a ministry to stand against modern slavery?

Dillon Burroughs

#11. Those with dementia are still people and they still have stories and they still have character and they're all individuals and they're all unique. And they just need to be interacted with on a human level.

Carey Mulligan

#12. Your mouth on mine our bridge to cross and serve where we would go. Utopia of sensations the flesh could never know.

Vanna Bonta

#13. I used to just sign papers and not pay no attention to what I'm signing.

Otis Rush

#14. I feel so lucky.

Kate Mara