Top 26 Stern Show Quotes
#1. I had a career before the Stern show, on Mad TV. I was on the first two seasons of that and I got kicked off it because of possession of cocaine.
Artie Lange
#2. The Howard Stern Show is a big hit because it entertains dumb and smart people at the same time for different reasons.
Artie Lange
#3. Translation is so important. The new American translations of the Bible sound like a Judith Krantz novel.
Rabih Alameddine
#4. I'll talk to Howard Stern about anything. I listen to him every day. I love him. When you go on his show, you kind of have to be an open book.
Ross Mathews
#5. The inspirations of today are the shams of tomorrow the purpose has departed.
Elbert Hubbard
#6. We've got a guy coming on who predicted a quake the last time on the show; I don't know what to make of this earthquake prediction stuff.
Howard Stern
#7. Music is the marriage of the feelings of the living to the wisdom of the dead.
Cass McCombs
#8. If we are expected to show a gentle compassion for humanity, shouldn't we all have a wash care label sewn into each & everyone of us?
Josh Stern
#9. I have had periods when I've overused a word, 'candent' being one example, but I'm trying not to do that any more.
Neal Asher
#10. No one saw me and no one knew, and for this reason, these nighttime walks were the only times that I didn't feel trapped in my life.
Leila Sales
#11. Any job that posts a price list for your body parts is a bad job.
Jeff Foxworthy
#12. I'm sure some people might be offended by that, but this is my feeling about show business. It's not all about pure talent. There are certain people who command a stage because they look good ,like me.
Howard Stern
#13. I always find it a little scary to say that I'm like a character.
Natalie Portman
#14. Be stern in the council-chamber, [Show no weakness, and insist on your plans being ratified by the sovereign.] so that you may control the situation.
Sun Tzu
#15. I could never do a show, or be a personality like Howard Stern, where you take all that heat from critics. What he does, he does, but the critical heat would crucify me.
Chuck Barris
#16. I believe I am doing the work for humanity. This show is so uplifting.
Howard Stern
#17. What a crazy idea to put me on a family show!
Howard Stern
#18. Writing a novel without being asked seems a bit like having a baby when you have nowhere to live.
Lucy Ellmann
#19. We all die twice - once when we actually die and once when no one on earth recognizes our photograph.
Christian Boltanski
#20. People talk, 'Oh your father's a misogynist, look what he said about women,' like, on 'Howard Stern.' When he gets with Howard Stern, who's a friend of his, he'll joke around, because it's a comedy show. He's allowed to have a personality.
Donald Trump Jr.
#21. UNNATURAL CAUSES tears back the veil to show the socio-economic and racial inequities in health as well as the public policies that underpin them. Should be required viewing.
Andy Stern
#22. I once shook hands with Pat Boone and my whole right side sobered up.
Dean Martin
#23. My show was revolutionary, ground-breaking. When I came on the scene, people were not doing a thing.
Howard Stern
#25. Radio is more powerful the closer we mimic the way we actually speak to each other. That's why Howard Stern is such a great radio talent. People on his show are actually speaking to each other. You might not like what they're saying, but they're real conversations.
Ira Glass
#26. Right away, I invited on guests like Steve Wozniak, John Draper, and even porn star Danni Ashe, who took her top off in the studio to show us all how hot she was. (Listen up, Howard Stern, I'm following in your footsteps!)
Kevin D. Mitnick
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