Stemmy Awards Quotes

#1. Don't tell me how hard you work. Tell me how much you get done.

James Ling

#2. My first job was as an assistant in the local library. Self-fulfilling prophecy?

Jodi Picoult

#3. If the critics were always right we should be in deep trouble.

Robert Morley

#4. I'd be lying if I said, 'No,' to wanting a lot of kids.

Gisele Bundchen

#5. And what's interesting about him as a comic character is that the custard pie hardly ever ends up on his face.

Rowan Atkinson

#6. How come you got to start making the bed the minute your feet hit the floor? You need to lighten up, girl. Live a little!' Then she'd laugh, delighted with herself and at my inability to be angry with her.

Lorene Cary

#7. I cry because I don't have the upper-arm strength to flatiron my hair. I

Helen Ellis

#8. Sometimes I think the resurrection of the body, unless much improved in construction, a mistake!

Evelyn Underhill

#9. It doesn't take talent to hustle.

H. Jackson Brown Jr.

#10. Go ahead and cry, Andy. Don't be afraid of those tears. Sometimes they help to wash the soul clean.

Sharon M. Draper

#11. I write as someone who has no more time for repressive Islam than he does for repressive Christianity or Judaism, but at least look at the face in the hijab - and try to imagine the one beneath the niqab - before you depersonalise its wearer.

Will Self

#12. To permit writers to use forms which violate convention just might permit writers to develop forms which would teach people to think differently: not to think about different things, but to think in different ways.

Andrea Dworkin

#13. I think you're cute when the power goes to your head.

Gini Koch

#14. Tantric Zen is for the individual who is in love with both the finite and the infinite, who gets a kick out of this weird transitory world and at the same time, wants to step beyond it.

Frederick Lenz