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#1. I have never willingly chased a ball. - Author: Robert Morley
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#2. I am not ashamed that I was once a vacuum-cleaner salesman, only that I was a *good* vacuum-cleaner salesman. - Author: Robert Morley
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#3. Most owners are at length able to teach themselves to obey their dog. - Author: Robert Morley
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#4. Fat men get knocked over by buses no earlier, nor later, than thin men. And I, for one, have buried most of my thin friends. - Author: Robert Morley
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#5. We are articulate, but we are not particularly conversational. An Englishman won't talk for the sake of talking. He doesn't mind silence. But after the silence, he sometimes says something. - Author: Robert Morley
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#6. I don't work. I merely inflict myself on the public. - Author: Robert Morley
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#7. A man who has his initials on his pyjamas must be uncertain of himself. Surely you should know who you are at bed time. - Author: Robert Morley
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#8. Show me the man who has enjoyed his schooldays and I will show you a bully and a bore. - Author: Robert Morley
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#9. The British tourist is always happy abroad as long as the natives are waiters. - Author: Robert Morley
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#10. It is a great help for a man to be in love with himself. For an actor, however, it is absolutely essential. - Author: Robert Morley
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#11. Names were not so much dropped as thrown in a perpetual game of catch. - Author: Robert Morley
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#12. Beware of the conversationalist who adds "In other words." - Author: Robert Morley
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#13. Show me a man who has enjoyed his school days and I'll show you a bully and bore. - Author: Robert Morley
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#14. The ball is man's most disastrous invention, not excluding the wheel. - Author: Robert Morley
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#15. If in the paddock the owner is surrounded by a herd of young children, don't back his horse. But if the owner is accompanied by a beautiful lady, plunge to the hilt. - Author: Robert Morley
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#16. Every child should be placed on a doorstep to sell something. It's the best possible training for life. - Author: Robert Morley
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#17. When I asked my accountant if anything could get me out of this mess I am in now he thought for a long time and said, 'Yes, death would help'. - Author: Robert Morley
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#18. A cough is a symptom, not a disease. Take it to your doctor and he can give you something serious to worry about. - Author: Robert Morley
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#19. A party: one arrives long after it's started, and one's going to leave long before it's over. - Author: Robert Morley
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#20. If people take the trouble to cook, you should take the trouble to eat. - Author: Robert Morley
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#21. The French are a logical people, which is one reason the English dislike them so intensely. The other is that they own France, a country which we have always judged to be much too good for them. - Author: Robert Morley
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#22. Anyone who works is a fool. I don't work - I merely inflict myself upon the public. - Author: Robert Morley
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#23. To fall in love with yourself is the first secret to happiness. - Author: Robert Morley
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#24. I have little patience with anyone who is not self-satisfied. I am always pleased to see my friends, happy to be with my wife and family, but the high spot of every day is when I first catch a glimpse of myself in the shaving mirror. - Author: Robert Morley
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#25. If the critics were always right we should be in deep trouble. - Author: Robert Morley
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