Top 25 Robert Morley Quotes
#1. The ball is man's most disastrous invention, not excluding the wheel.
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#2. If the critics were always right we should be in deep trouble.
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#3. I have little patience with anyone who is not self-satisfied. I am always pleased to see my friends, happy to be with my wife and family, but the high spot of every day is when I first catch a glimpse of myself in the shaving mirror.
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#4. To fall in love with yourself is the first secret to happiness.
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#5. Anyone who works is a fool. I don't work - I merely inflict myself upon the public.
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#6. The French are a logical people, which is one reason the English dislike them so intensely. The other is that they own France, a country which we have always judged to be much too good for them.
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#7. If people take the trouble to cook, you should take the trouble to eat.
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#8. A party: one arrives long after it's started, and one's going to leave long before it's over.
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#9. A cough is a symptom, not a disease. Take it to your doctor and he can give you something serious to worry about.
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#10. When I asked my accountant if anything could get me out of this mess I am in now he thought for a long time and said, 'Yes, death would help'.
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#11. Every child should be placed on a doorstep to sell something. It's the best possible training for life.
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#12. If in the paddock the owner is surrounded by a herd of young children, don't back his horse. But if the owner is accompanied by a beautiful lady, plunge to the hilt.
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#14. Show me a man who has enjoyed his school days and I'll show you a bully and bore.
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#15. Beware of the conversationalist who adds "In other words."
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#16. Names were not so much dropped as thrown in a perpetual game of catch.
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#17. It is a great help for a man to be in love with himself. For an actor, however, it is absolutely essential.
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#18. The British tourist is always happy abroad as long as the natives are waiters.
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#19. Show me the man who has enjoyed his schooldays and I will show you a bully and a bore.
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#20. A man who has his initials on his pyjamas must be uncertain of himself. Surely you should know who you are at bed time.
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#21. I don't work. I merely inflict myself on the public.
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#22. We are articulate, but we are not particularly conversational. An Englishman won't talk for the sake of talking. He doesn't mind silence. But after the silence, he sometimes says something.
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#23. Fat men get knocked over by buses no earlier, nor later, than thin men. And I, for one, have buried most of my thin friends.
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#24. Most owners are at length able to teach themselves to obey their dog.
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#25. I am not ashamed that I was once a vacuum-cleaner salesman, only that I was a *good* vacuum-cleaner salesman.
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