Top 18 Stanhope Drinking Quotes
#1. Now I know I am an intellectual. I saw Malcolm Muggeridge on the television last night, and I understood nearly every word. It all adds up. A bad home, poor diet, not liking punk. I think I will join the library and see what happens.
Sue Townsend
#2. I've been playing the CNN Drinking Game, have you ever played that? Where you do a shot every time George Bush says the word "evil"? Oh, I'm a wreck! You gotta do a double shot every time he says "evildoers". Chug the bottle for "axis of evil". Are you a president or an exorcist?!
Doug Stanhope
#3. If you're not willing to let your partner see your cellulite or know your biggest fears, then you aren't really ready to share yourself.
Iyanla Vanzant
#4. We pretend to be strong because we are weak.
Paulo Coelho
#5. I'm not saying drinking is all that great but you know it's got benefits; you can't smoke somebody pretty.
Doug Stanhope
#6. Marriage Asian-style is practical, contractual and, to the western mind, deeply unromantic.
Jemima Khan
#7. I've been doing a lot of drugs in the last few weeks and drinking less, and I feel much better.
Doug Stanhope
#8. I think we're all connected, everyone on earth.
Nicola Yoon
#9. Linden is my thoughts, my air, my earth. Linden is starting to become more than everything to me. I might be going a little bit crazy but I'm pretty sure that's what someone might call falling in love. A fall into madness. Splat. That's going to be me.
Karina Halle
#10. Every 17 seconds a child dies on this planet from no clean drinking water. Good. Let's try to speed it up ... there are too many people.
Doug Stanhope
#11. Here's the path to sobriety: Play the Ron Paul drinking game. Watch CNN and take a drink every time someone says his name.
Doug Stanhope
#12. I have always had an attorney on retainer, and now I believe I will have to put him to work.
Jeff Gannon
#13. I hate when your friends quit drinking on you, don't you? It's sad. I've lost more friends to AA than Liberace did to the virus. It's sad to see 'em go. You see a thirty day chip on your buddy's key ring, it's like seeing a toe tag on his cold, stiff corpse.
Doug Stanhope
#14. Canada, the drinking age is 18, that's unnecessary. Nobody wants to get loaded around people who have hope and their whole lives still ahead of them.
Doug Stanhope
#15. True sympathy is putting ourselves in another's place; and we are moved in proportion to the reality of our imagination.
Hosea Ballou
#17. Did you ever drink so much of a certain type of alcohol that you get so sick that you can never drink the same kind again ? I've decided that's how I'm going to quit drinking. One-at-a-time.
Doug Stanhope
#18. We live on a little island of the articulable, which we tend to mistake for reality itself.
Marilynne Robinson
