Top 23 Spork Quotes: Famous Quotes & Sayings About Spork

#1. The iPad falls between two stools - not quite a laptop, not quite a smartphone. In other words, it's the spork of the electronic consumer goods world.

Charlie Brooker

#2. Finish that sentence and i will stab you in the eye with the spork Bethany's about to pull out of her bag for her apple sauce. And she'd be very upset if i got her sprk all messed up. she's rather fond of the thing. - Dawson

Jennifer L. Armentrout

#3. Since I didn't have a spork handy, I leaned over the sink and scooped up a palmful of cold water and pressed it against my face. There had to be a better option than a violent sporking. There had to be a way to get rid of my dad.

Devon Monk

#4. The biggest lie was that the world worked the way it was supposed to, and having seen through it, Matthew Spork was free.

Nick Harkaway

#5. Would you like a nice cold fish head? They're frozen solid: frozen head of fish, the eyeballs in there and the skeleton's coming out. It comes with a turnip and a spork." "I was wishing you had one of them left; wishing upon a star.

Brian Regan

#6. Watch it, loincloth, I'm not afraid to spork your eyes out.

Magan Vernon

#7. Whoever invented the spork should be killed.

Neal Shusterman

#8. I appreciate it. Now if you'll excuse me, I have some more moping to do. Tell Taylor I know he's the one who ate my maple donut, and if he does it again, I'm going to shank him with a spork.

Charlie Cochet

#9. Jesus, Neal, watching you eat with a spork is like seeing Helen Keller at a ladies' afternoon tea.

Douglas Coupland

#10. Fine, but why a spork?" "Because I'm versatile. I can multitask like nobody's business. And I like the way it sounds. It's so ... sporky.

Darynda Jones

#11. Neal fished around in a bag, removed something and handed it to me. It was a forky thing, but with a round depression. "What the fuck is this?" "It's a spork.

Douglas Coupland

#12. And so Charlie Asher ... led an army of fourteen-inch-tall bundles of animal bits, armed with everything from knitting needles to a spork, into the storm sewers of San Fransciso.

Christopher Moore

#13. High School is like a spork: it's a crappy spoon and a crappy fork, so in the end it's just plain useless.

John Mayer

#14. I'm still not certain on the nature of the spork, whether it is a fork and a spoon, or a fork and a knife mixed together, or maybe a fork and a fork on top. Life is full of mysteries yeah man

Thom Yorke

#15. You tell me your favorite novelists and I'll tell you whom you vote for, or whether you vote at all.

Stephen Vizinczey

#16. Your body is not made to throw like we throw. That's why you see softball pitchers pitching two or three games a day. It's a natural movement in softball. In baseball it's not a natural movement.

Jamie Moyer

#17. Don't delete it, don't are you an idiot???
Yes or No??
You have done it and now you must get the consequences, like it or not that's a lesson you must learn it.

Deyth Banger