Top 36 Spoon Fork Quotes
#1. Reading and writing, arithmetic and grammar do not constitute education, any more than a knife, fork and spoon constitute a dinner.
John Lubbock
#2. When people ask me which I would rather give up, writing or medicine, it's like being asked which eye I'd prefer to have poked out with a spoon: neither, and please use a fork.
Chris Adrian
#3. Which is better - to be born stupid into an intelligent society or intelligent into an insane one?
Aldous Huxley
#5. I kind of picked up the game at an early age. The way that other kids would learn what a fork or a spoon is.
Drew Bledsoe
#6. Don't let a suitcase filled with cheese be your big fork and spoon.
Doris Roberts
#7. Lightning
doesn't leave you enlightened
- good to know that
Matsuo Basho
#8. As I closed the door I caught a last glimpse of her through the round window, still sitting straight-backed and motionless with her hands folded in her lap: a queen in a fairy tale, left alone in her tower to mourn her lost, witch-stolen princess.
Tana French
#9. Sometimes success is simply being willing to give it your all.
Amanda Beard
#10. Cruelty is not taught. It is as certain as a compass point. One can be instructed in the specifics of cruelty, like one can be taught to use a spoon, a knife, a fork, but even without these skills a man will still eat. The need is with us.
Lee Thomas
#11. Link held up a spoon. "Bend this fork with your mind." "It's a spoon." "Trick question." Sampson grabbed it and crushed it in his hand. Link swallowed. "So you think with your fists? Good to know.
Kami Garcia
#13. If we could make our house a home, and then make it a sanctuary, I think we could truly find paradise on Earth.
Alexandra Stoddard
#14. Under any sort of attack, keep cool. And if you must shoot, shoot with precision.
Jeff Cooper
#15. They'd come here to spoon and, on one memorable occasion, fork.
Terry Pratchett
#18. The spoon is a reader's friend, scooping from the plate almost by itself. The fork requires more attention.
Erri De Luca
#19. Pastors are starting to get wily. When people tell my friend, 'I'm not being fed,' he replies, 'I'm prefectly happy to spoon feed my one-year-old. But if I'm still spoon-feeding him when he's five, we've got a problem. Here's a fork. Feed yourself.
Jon Acuff
#20. If you find a fork on your way when you are in need of a spoon, take it to give someone who is in need of a fork!
Mehmet Murat Ildan
#21. High School is like a spork: it's a crappy spoon and a crappy fork, so in the end it's just plain useless.
John Mayer
#23. When a woman you have cried against postcoitus tells you she's leaving you for a man whose claim to fame is the conjoining of a soup spoon and a fork, you wait for the ringer, you wait for the joke.
Courtney Maum
#24. Some people study a text very deeply. The people are my text. I study their words and what their words sound like, over and over again.
Anna Deavere Smith
#25. MEPHISTO. Good fortune's closely linked to merit, A thought that never enters foolish minds; The Philosopher's Stone's there in their hands? The Philosopher's searching everywhere for it.
Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe
#26. But one day I woke up and heard myself saying, I am a fork being used to eat cereal. I am not a spoon. I am a fork. And I can't help people eat cereal any longer.
Rivka Galchen
#27. Don't be polite.
Bite in.
Pick it up with your fingers and lick the juice that may run down your chin.
It is ready and ripe now, whenever you are.
You do not need a knife or fork or spoon.
For there is no core
or stem
or rind
or pit
or seed
or skin
to throw away.
Eve Merriam
#28. I'm still not certain on the nature of the spork, whether it is a fork and a spoon, or a fork and a knife mixed together, or maybe a fork and a fork on top. Life is full of mysteries yeah man
Thom Yorke
#29. I was attentive to my knife and fork, spoon, glasses, and other instruments of self-destruction ...
Charles Dickens
#30. I have a fork and a spoon, but never a knife ... as if I'm lacking manual skills or teeth. I have both, however. That's why I'm not allowed a knife.
Margaret Atwood
#31. Once I cried in a restaurant because the waitress told me I couldn't eat my soup with a fork, I had to use a spoon.
Liam Payne
#32. If you wish, gentle reader, you may augment your mental tableau with dramatic orchestral accompaniment.
Marie Brennan
#33. Often eating took considerable extra time, since he could hardly see his food, groping with a fork or spoon, enforcedly omnivorous. "Blind men wear spotted pants," Dorothy teased, telling him to wash his...
Edward Hoagland
#34. We are fiddle, fork, and spoon,
We are dancing with the moon,
If you'd like to steal a kiss from us,
You'd better steal one soon!
Elizabeth Gilbert
#35. I've realized you can use a fork as a spoon if you use it rapidly enough.
John Mayer
#36. I fell into a hornets' nest of revolutionary feminism.
Julian Assange
