Quotes About Spoon And Fork

#1. In a flat choice between smoke and jobs, we're for jobs ... But just keep me out of trouble on environmental issues.

Richard M. Nixon

#2. The spoon is a reader's friend, scooping from the plate almost by itself. The fork requires more attention.

Erri De Luca

#3. A broken spoon may be a fork in disguise.

Stephen King

#4. They'd come here to spoon and, on one memorable occasion, fork.

Terry Pratchett

#5. No one, absolutely no one, can be trusted.

Shane Peacock

#6. A broken spoon may become a fork.

Stephen King

#7. Link held up a spoon. "Bend this fork with your mind." "It's a spoon." "Trick question." Sampson grabbed it and crushed it in his hand. Link swallowed. "So you think with your fists? Good to know.

Kami Garcia

#8. Reading and writing, arithmetic and grammar do not constitute education, any more than a knife, fork and spoon constitute a dinner.

John Lubbock

#9. Don't let a suitcase filled with cheese be your big fork and spoon.

Doris Roberts

#10. I kind of picked up the game at an early age. The way that other kids would learn what a fork or a spoon is.

Drew Bledsoe

#11. I like to spoon after I fork.

Jarod Kintz

#12. When people ask me which I would rather give up, writing or medicine, it's like being asked which eye I'd prefer to have poked out with a spoon: neither, and please use a fork.

Chris Adrian

#13. Cruelty is not taught. It is as certain as a compass point. One can be instructed in the specifics of cruelty, like one can be taught to use a spoon, a knife, a fork, but even without these skills a man will still eat. The need is with us.

Lee Thomas

#14. I've realized you can use a fork as a spoon if you use it rapidly enough.

John Mayer

#15. We are fiddle, fork, and spoon,
We are dancing with the moon,
If you'd like to steal a kiss from us,
You'd better steal one soon!

Elizabeth Gilbert

#16. Often eating took considerable extra time, since he could hardly see his food, groping with a fork or spoon, enforcedly omnivorous. "Blind men wear spotted pants," Dorothy teased, telling him to wash his...

Edward Hoagland

#17. You are responsible for what you give your attention to.

T. B. Joshua

#18. Once I cried in a restaurant because the waitress told me I couldn't eat my soup with a fork, I had to use a spoon.

Liam Payne

#19. Now it is done. Now the story ends. And there is no way to tell it. The art of fiction is dead. Reality has strangled invention.

Red Smith

#20. I have a fork and a spoon, but never a knife ... as if I'm lacking manual skills or teeth. I have both, however. That's why I'm not allowed a knife.

Margaret Atwood

#21. I was attentive to my knife and fork, spoon, glasses, and other instruments of self-destruction ...

Charles Dickens

#22. Pastors are starting to get wily. When people tell my friend, 'I'm not being fed,' he replies, 'I'm prefectly happy to spoon feed my one-year-old. But if I'm still spoon-feeding him when he's five, we've got a problem. Here's a fork. Feed yourself.

Jon Acuff

#23. I don't think our government really has much of a policy about air travel. I would compare the policies of United Arab Emirates, which has done a terrific job recognizing the value of transportation, of travel.

Jeff Smisek

#24. Don't be polite.
Bite in.
Pick it up with your fingers and lick the juice that may run down your chin.
It is ready and ripe now, whenever you are.
You do not need a knife or fork or spoon.
For there is no core
or stem
or rind
or pit
or seed
or skin
to throw away.

Eve Merriam

#25. But one day I woke up and heard myself saying, I am a fork being used to eat cereal. I am not a spoon. I am a fork. And I can't help people eat cereal any longer.

Rivka Galchen

#26. We've confused the cost of lifestyle with the cost of living. We've lost our perspective.

Tim Costello

#27. When a woman you have cried against postcoitus tells you she's leaving you for a man whose claim to fame is the conjoining of a soup spoon and a fork, you wait for the ringer, you wait for the joke.

Courtney Maum

#28. High School is like a spork: it's a crappy spoon and a crappy fork, so in the end it's just plain useless.

John Mayer

#29. If you find a fork on your way when you are in need of a spoon, take it to give someone who is in need of a fork!

Mehmet Murat Ildan

#30. I'm still not certain on the nature of the spork, whether it is a fork and a spoon, or a fork and a knife mixed together, or maybe a fork and a fork on top. Life is full of mysteries yeah man

Thom Yorke

#31. My gran'ther's rule was safer 'n 't is to crow: Don't never prophesy - onless ye know.

James Russell Lowell

#32. The lion-as proud as the diamond bright, Though the spell may be clouding that radiant light-in the death of the sun what's amiss will then mend, while the raven is dying discloses the end.

Kerstin Gier