Top 7 William Archibald Spooner Quotes
#1. I remember your name perfectly, but I just can't think of your face.
#2. Tell me, was it you or your brother who was killed in the war?
#3. The Lord is a shoving leopard.
#4. The weight of rages will press hard upon the employer
#5. Sir, you have tasted two whole worms; you have hissed all my mystery lectures and been caught fighting a liar in the quad; you will leave by the next town drain.
#6. Poor soul - very sad; her late husband, you know, a very sad death - eaten by missionaries - poor soul.
#7. In the sermon I have just preached, whenever I said Aristotle, I meant St. Paul.