Spatula Quotes

#1. Sterling turned to Michael. I expected her to ask him something, but instead she just held out her hand. "Keys."
"Spatula," Michael replied. She narrowed her eyes at him. "We aren't just saying random nouns?" he asked archly.

Jennifer Lynn Barnes

#2. When he takes a penalty, Graham Alexander turns his foot into a spatula-type device

Mike Parry

#3. I imagine she came out of the birth canal holding a cupcake and a spatula.

Katja Millay

#4. After our mom died, her parents (our grandparents) had this big court battle with dad. After six lawyers, two fistfights, and a near fatal attack with a spatula (don't ask), they won the right to keep Sadie with them in England.

Rick Riordan

#5. Accidentally cut a few strips outta his patient's brain. Interested in what would happen if he stitched them back in the wrong place. Patient woke up thinking he was a panda ice cream spatula.

Bradley Sands

#6. I'll take her home. You guys finish ... whatever ... you were doing. She glances to me, a slight blush on her face. I tug Cash's borrowed shirt down, hiding my red ass cheek. The spatula is still in his hand. He's only wearing boxers. Dear Lord.

Pella Grace

#7. You might think you're a grown man, but I have absolutely no problem getting my spatula out and serving you up a helping of bare butt flap jacks, you hear me?

Elle Casey

#8. Dinner's in one hour. If you're not back, sitting at the table, I'll beat you all unconscious with a spatula.

Nora Roberts

#9. As a week. She's been spanked with a spatula, slapped across

Christina Baker Kline

#10. She whirled around and threw the spatula, not missing my head by all that wide of a margin. I was shocked, not so much by her language but by the strength of that pitch. Usually Rachel threw underhanded and was no threat at all.

Barbara Kingsolver

#11. He took the spatula and smiled, and she headed for the bedroom, only stopping once to see if he was watching her ass wiggle under his shirt.
He chuckled. "I'd have to be dead not to look."
"I'm glad to see you're in good health." She grinned.

Lisa Kessler

#12. I hadn't seen my dad get violent since the Great Spatula Incident, and I wasn't anxious to see a repeat of that.

Rick Riordan

#13. Hail to the Beast Lord! I waved my spatula for emphasis.
Jim spared me an ugly look and turned to Dali.

Ilona Andrews

#14. I did not grow up with a spatula in my hand. I didn't even cook that much in high school. I was busy being a teenager and doing everything that goes along with that.

Christine Teigen

#15. Swinging the spatula, he smacks Leo in the head, the loud thwack echoing though the kitchen. "Shit!" Leo winces, "What the hell was that for?"
"The table isn't set," Lorenzo says. "What are we, animals?"?

J.M. Darhower

#16. When I near Charlie's house, I notice she's standing in the doorway with a spatula in her hand. Despite being on edge, I can't stop myself from grinning. I feel like such a chick around her sometimes, like I'm seconds away from buying a tiara and starting my period.

Victoria Scott

#17. His sons, George and Silas, were slicing onions and peppers and meat over the pan, while their father snow-plowed it all around with a long spatula. Cyrus

N.D. Wilson

#18. Imagine a future where we won't be living in the past. I'd be flipping birds like a chicken breast on a spatula.

George Watsky

#19. I was making pancakes the other day and a fly flew into the kitchen. And that's when I realized that a spatula is a lot like a fly swatter. And a crushed fly is a lot like a blueberry. And a roommate is a lot like a fly eater.

Demetri Martin

#20. There are so many family dinners you can do. I eventually had to go to them and say, 'Look, I don't do spatula work. I don't do scenes with oven mitts. If you're looking for that, you've got the wrong guy. I'm not doing scenes about casseroles. It's not happening.

Rob Lowe

#21. True living is not found in one's self or in things. It is found in Someone else, in the One who created everything that is good, true, and beautiful in the world. True living is found in God and you discover God in the person of Jesus Christ.

Pope John Paul II

#22. In times of adversity and change, we really discover who we are and what we're made of.

Howard Schultz

#23. We should know who they are," I said, "before we kill them. That's just being polite.

Bernard Cornwell

#24. I think, yes, a man and a woman can be good friends, but it isn't easy for them being as no one else will suppose that that is what they are. And then there's the problem of being different sexes. I think if they are good friends, then whatever else they are - or are not - is better.

A.S. Byatt

#25. I look like a man in a death camp.
I
am.
still, I'm lucky: I feat on solitude, I
will never miss the crowd.

Charles Bukowski

#26. Anxiety, says Kierkegaard, is the dizziness of freedom.

Neel Burton

#27. Never feel guilty about reading, it's what you do to do your job.

William Safire