Silicone Spatula With Sayings

#1. The White Hand did not fry all the brain. He fried some
from the right hemisphere and some from the left. The
remaining brain, The White Hand wrapped in tin foil,
carefully. Tomorrow is, after all, another day, and food should be kept
in storage so it won't go bad.

Siberian Hellhole By Michael Mulvihill

#2. I'm the gooney bird that walked to the bank. I'm doing better than most of those guys who said I was crazy.

Jimmy Piersall

#3. John Kerry suspended his campaign for five days this week in honor of President Reagan. And right now, he's ahead in the polls. How's that make him feel? Disappears for a week and he's up in the polls. What else can he do now but go into hiding.

Jay Leno

#4. I look back at my filmography, and I'm pretty jazzed with the stuff I've been part of. They're all movies I'd like to see.

Jeff Bridges

#5. It could have been a month or, It could have been a year, But I, I gave up long before, Long before you cared.

Sara Quin

#6. Be brief, that the mind may catch thy precepts, and the more easily retain them.

Horace

#7. Having culture means we are the only animal that acquires the rules of its daily living from the accumulated knowledge of our ancestors, rather than from the genes they pass to us.

Mark Pagel

#8. I live in the spirit of prayer. I pray as I walk about, when I lie down and when I rise up. And the answers are always coming.

George Muller

#9. Most people go about their lives unconscious of their deformities, while in this little world of ours the deformities themselves are a precondition.

Haruki Murakami

#10. When I answered that I did not pray, he sternly rebuked me. "You're in Hell. You'd better start".

Andrew Davidson

#11. You are literally too stupid to insult.

Ed Helms

#12. We're still on the run. That's for sure.
Right on. This time we're on.
And we won't stop till we win.

Koushun Takami

#13. Once I turned eighteen, I could cut myself off from everyone and finally get what I wanted, which was to be on my own, once and for all.

~Ruby, pg 38

Sarah Dessen