Bradley Sands Quotes

#1. Tough guys toughen up when faced with adversity. So he flexes his gag reflex and steps inside.

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#2. The Motion Picture Association of America wipes the sweat off its brow and sings the PG-13 song.

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#3. Sometimes the good guy rips out innocent people's throats. That's just something the world need to live with if it wants the good guy to keep saving the day.

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#4. That's just how time travel looks like to the untrained eye. The reason why there aren't more travelers is that your average physicist refuses to be eaten by a giraffe in the name of science.

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#5. Hackle may be the best absurdist story writer working today.

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#6. I will fucking kill you and anyone else who gets in the way of me and my tunes.

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#7. Accidentally cut a few strips outta his patient's brain. Interested in what would happen if he stitched them back in the wrong place. Patient woke up thinking he was a panda ice cream spatula.

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