
Top 32 Smoked Weed Quotes
#1. I wish we were all hippies and did yoga, lived in cottages, smoked weed, accepted everyone for who they are, and listened to wonderful music. I wish money didn't make us who we are. I just wish we could redo society.
Bob Marley
#2. If everyone smoked weed, the world would be a better place
Kirsten Dunst
#3. Our parents had to drive us to the gig, or even go in with us because of the liquor laws. The owners were really scared to death that we'd drink. We usually just went out somewhere and smoked weed. I don't smoke anymore, but back then we used to smoke quite a lot.
Dexter Romweber
#4. I love stoner comedies. I smoked weed in college, but I haven't smoked in years.
Natalie Portman
#5. I went through one period when I smoked a surprising, a really breath-taking, amount of grass almost every night.
David Letterman
#6. The first time I smoked was at home with my mother and stepfather; they were like, If you are going to do this, we'd rather you did this with us.
Matt Damon
#7. James also revealed he and his teammates smoked marijuana one night after getting access to a hotel room in Akron.
LeBron James
#8. To kick things off, [television show host Andy Cohen] asked the last time Winfrey had smoked marijuana. 'Uh ... 1982,' Winfrey replied. 'Let's hang out after the show,' Cohen joked. 'Okay,' Winfrey laughed. 'I hear it's gotten better.'
Oprah Winfrey
#9. Scholars have long known that fishing eventually turns men into philosophers. Unfortunately, it is almost impossible to buy decent tackle on a philosopher's salary.
Patrick F. McManus
#10. People who smoke would have probably been regarded as fools or insane, if only a percentage of people who smoke smoked.
Mokokoma Mokhonoana
#11. I should say I am not much of a gamer - anymore. The reason for this is that I have to make a living, and my body requires vitamin D, and I've come to value the heady pleasures of human interaction over the temporary exhilaration of reaching the 'next level.'
Lynn Coady
#12. There are so many different versions of "Tennessee Waltz" and they're all so good.
Valerie June
#13. Just this minute, I'll settle for an apology, she decided. And I wont' board the boat without one. Even if Kaz isn't sorry, he can pretend. He at least owes me his best imitation of a human being.
Leigh Bardugo
#14. I may have smoked too much weed, but I wasn't taking drugs or anything.
Mike Tyson
#15. I reckon the gods laugh many a time to hear us, but what matters so long as we remember that we're only men and don't take to fancying that we're gods ourselves, really, knowing good and evil.
L.M. Montgomery
#16. I smoked some weed, and that's how I finished 'Izzo.'
Jay-Z
#17. I prefer consider Stromae as a collective project. Stromae is not me. Or at least it is not only me.
Stromae
#18. See, Josh, that's what you do when someone slaps you in the face. So the next time it happens to you, try to retaliate.
CM Punk
#19. Dance is like life. It exists as you are flitting through it, and when it's over, it's done.
Jerome Robbins
#20. Let us make future generations remember us as proud ancestors just as, today, we remember our forefathers.
Roh Moo-hyun
#21. It's hard to give a dramatic shape to even the most dramatic life ... you are forced not just into selectivity, but into alteration, distortion and outright lying about what did and didn't happen.
James Toback
#22. I didn't get into music to become a blues musician, or a country musician. I'm a singer-songwriter. In my book that means I get to do whatever I want.
Justin Townes Earle
#23. First, [in high school], I smoked a lot of pot ... and that's how I got to know the people 'half in' the society of my high school and we waved at each other over the bong. Then I got to know people by making jokes.
Stephen Colbert
#24. When we stop pursuing God's purpose, our gifts and talent are misdirected.
Sunday Adelaja
#25. I smoked pot in college and in the Army ...
Al Gore
#26. Twice I have testified in congress that unbiased funding on the subject of the causes of warming would be much closer to a reality if 50% of that money was devoted to finding natural reasons for climate change.
Roy Spencer
#27. The White House said today that Judge Clarence Thomas, President Bush's Supreme Court nominee, had smoked marijuana while in college.
Clarence Thomas
#28. Admitted to Playboy in 1993 that he smoked marijuana twice.
Rush Limbaugh
#29. I smoked this joint and then it hit me. I thought, what you gotta do is play your own simply blues.
Iggy Pop
#30. I didn't start smoking weed till my junior year. I had a boyfriend who smoked a lot, and I was like, "Oh, I guess I'm moving on to this phase of life." I didn't fight it at all.
Ilana Glazer
#31. Raw power doesn't determine all that you can do with magic. Focus matters, too. The better your focus is, the better you are at putting your power in one place at the same time, the more you can get done.
Jim Butcher
#32. With sex my wife thinks twice before she turns me down. Yeah, once in the morning and once at night.
Rodney Dangerfield
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