Top 21 Small Intestines Quotes

#1. They're important but we're ignoring a lot of other parts that are probably just as compliment-worthy and sexy because we're too busy complimenting firm pecs and thin waists and untarnished souls. Branch out a little, is all I'm saying. It couldn't hurt. I bet your small intestines are adorable.

Jenny Lawson

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#2. George had taken off all ten of his fingers and tied them into a bundle with what appeared to be either his own small intestines, or a guitar string; as I walked into the room, he lovingly placed the bundle on his head.

Alan Goldsher

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#3. the idea that food enzymes contribute to digestion or cellular function in our bodies is nonsense because these molecules are themselves digested in our stomachs and small intestines.

Richard W. Wrangham

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#4. I do not need wireless access to Wikipedia. I would prefer to stir-fry my own small intestines than to have continual access to a site where the entry for Klingon is longer than the entry for Latin.

Tara Brabazon

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#5. He lost a finger. A finger! Why, I once had a Sherpa who guided me across the Himalayas with his small intestines hanging out of his gut
in winter!

Rick Yancey

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#6. Words, it gave a rather convincing impression of trying to elude pursuit. The dry, faintly ironic delivery

Douglas Preston

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#7. I'd buy myself a cabin on the beach, I'd put some glue in my navel, and I'd stick a flag in there. Then I'd wait to see which way the wind was blowing.

Albert Camus

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#8. To take another breath, we must first exhale. When we have breathed out and emptied our lungs, we can breathe in again.

Ilchi Lee

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#9. Oh my gosh, if I could be on '30 Rock', my life would be made. That is my favorite show. My absolute favorite show.

Wendi McLendon-Covey

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#10. He had a defect, which to a comic might be fatal. He wasn't funny.

Henny Youngman

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#11. It's like walking through someone's small intestine.

Cody Lundin

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#12. Life is like money,When you use it wisely they are plenty.

Kenneth De Guzman

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#13. Where do you go when you die? Ha ha. Go on, go on and tell her, Billy."
Billy smiles. "You become a little voice in someone's ear telling them that things will be alright.

Joe Meno

Small Intestines Quotes #922286
#14. makes me angry when we need to make some heroic, diving catch because of someone else's lack of planning.

Gene Kim

Small Intestines Quotes #903128
#15. A man who marries his mistress leaves a vacancy in that position.

Oscar Wilde

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#16. The will to matter is at least as important as the will to believe.

Rebecca Goldstein

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#17. I guess when you go to business school you never turn business off.

Mindy Kaling

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#18. I do not want to die being known for doing baby mama DNA tests on my show.

Ricki Lake

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#19. All work is an act of philosophy. And when men will learn to consider productive work - and that which is its source - as the standard of their moral values, they will reach that state of perfection which is the birthright they lost..

Ayn Rand

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#20. One of the main characteristics that differentiates Dubai from other commercial centres is its openness to innovation and the freedoms it grants people and institutions to operate.

Abdul Aziz Al Ghurair

Small Intestines Quotes #197842
#21. After that I jumped, especially being in art school, to the illustrators.

Bill Sienkiewicz

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