Slingblade Quotes

#1. Girl3 "You don't have to be a jerk"
SlingBlade "Quite the contrary, my sloppy penile scholar.Order me another drink and be quick about it.

Tucker Max

#2. SlingBlade: If you EVER speak ill of the McGriddle again I will personally force-feed you one while I fuck you in the butt using the wrapper as a condom and then donkey punch you when the infused syrup nuggets explode in your mouth.

Tucker Max

#3. pssst . . .your soul is calling you to freedom love and play!

Jan Porter

#4. The more you know, the more you can create. There's no end to imagination in the kitchen.

Julia Child

#5. Look heavenly onward.

Lailah Gifty Akita

#6. I am familiar with the phrase, 'needle in a haystack' and I think I understand its meaning more than I wish to.

David Sadler

#7. You can calculate Zsa Zsa Gabor's age by the rings on her fingers.

Bob Hope

#8. The foundation of individual rights is the assumption that people have wants and needs and are authorities on what those wants and needs are. If people's stated desires were just some kind of erasable inscription or reprogrammable brainwashing, any atrocity could be justified.

Steven Pinker

#9. For some reason, when you become a support to others, you become bigger than you are.

Susan Jeffers