Slim Jim Sayings

#1. And don't put a rose in my hand. Put a slim-jim in it. Send me to heaven with a slim-jim!

Bill Engvall

#2. This act demonstrates graphically a turning away the past and moving ahead. You now get to refresh your time in a friendly way by running with the watch instead of against it or away from it.

Joe Henderson

#3. Never torque a man's nuts unless you are his mechanic!!

Neil Leckman

#4. I am God's creation ,designed according to His plan for me ))

Nick Vujicic

#5. God's creatures who cried themselves to sleep stirred to cry again.

Thomas Harris

#6. God allows us to experience the low points of life in order to teach us lessons that we could learn in no other way.

C.S. Lewis

#7. Nothing is more singular about this generation than its addiction to music.

Allan Bloom

#8. It wasn't a case of storming heaven. It was a case of letting heaven storm you.

Lois McMaster Bujold

#9. When I moved to Beijing in 2005 to write, I was accustomed to hearing the story of China's transformation told in vast, sweeping strokes - involving one fifth of humanity and great pivots of politics and economics.

Evan Osnos

#10. To a philosopher all news is gossip, and they who edit and read it are old women over their tea.

Henry David Thoreau

#11. Kingsley, ever the joker, had his Venator mark tattooed near his unmentionables

Melissa De La Cruz

#12. Things are as they are.

Henning Mankell