Sick Twisted Sayings

#1. God, fate was a sick, twisted bitch. Doomed. He was certainly and absolutely heading straight for the fiery pits of Hell, he realized, as he lusted for his sworn enemy, the vampire.

Marissa Clarke

#2. My only desire in the world is to have my revenge against everyone who hurt me, disbelieved me, and made me into the bad guy. After that, I don't know... But, right now, nothing in the world matters but my payback. And I'm going to love every sick, twisted minute of it.

Jaimie Roberts

#3. Anyone who would laugh at a recital is probably some sort of lunatic anyway. I mean, only a sick, twisted mind could be that rude and ignorant.

Jerry Seinfeld

#4. You sick, twisted monster, Sabrina seethed at Pinocchio.

Michael Buckley

#5. I saw weird stuff in that place last night. Weird, strange, sick, twisted, eerie, godless, evil stuff ... and I want in..

Homer Simpson

#6. As enamored as I was with Q, and as much as he fulfilled me, gave me everything my sick, twisted little soul could want, he drove me insane.

Pepper Winters

#7. Everybody in my family had a real sick, twisted sense of humor. Most of the jokes we make in our house, we would just never even dream of making anywhere else. Just sick, horrible stuff. That wasn't anything new to college.

Seth MacFarlane

#8. Hello, you sick twisted freak.

Glenn Beck

#9. Sick, twisted Abby was in love with the sick, twisted, beautiful Jake.

T.M. Frazier

#10. There. We can be friends now."
"Someone like you could never be my friend."
"Why ever not?"
"Because I'm a nice person, and you're a sick, twisted bitch.

John Hennessy

#11. Sitting there most of the night," she said, "I had a crazy kind of image. Do you think two sick twisted 'trees ever made bonsai out of one another?

Theodore Sturgeon

#12. Holiness and hypocrisy strolled down the dirty streets hand in hand like a sick twisted love affair.

Renee Thebeau

#13. You need to tell me what's going on. Tell me something, babe. I can't do this anymore, this sick twisted worrying, I need more of the story." The sad smile he offered me pulled at my insides, "I don't want half of you, or bits and pieces, baby. I bloody want all of you.

Christine Zolendz

#14. Whenever people ask where I get my sick and twisted ideas from, I reply, 'Just open your eyes.'

Mark Billingham

#15. I really don't know where my interest in death comes from. Maybe I've just got a twisted imagination. The truth is, I haven't had a hugely eventful life - maybe I'm compensating in my creative life. Or maybe I'm just a bit sick.

Laura Wade

#16. He had found my worst weakness: I was one of those people who was desperate to be needed, to matter to someone.

Lisa Kleypas

#17. They moved together, blue diamonds on a green field.

Gregory Maguire

#18. Don't get me wrong. I'm sure you've got a fabulously dark, twisted, and perhaps even deeply sick imagination. I'm not trying to devalue the dementedness of your imagination and do not mean to diminish your pride in it.

Dean Koontz

#19. I equally love both, classic rock and hip-hop. I love all music, really, and I really use classic rock a lot. I'm heavily influenced by that melodically in my music. I can't really separate the two.

Yelawolf

#20. Some families are so sick, so twisted, the only way out is for someone to die.

Ottessa Moshfegh

#21. I just never thought I'd get to see how beautiful you'd become

Jennifer L. Armentrout

#22. You're about to become the thing you hate. Let the games begin.

Nicholas Bella

#23. BDSM isn't about play, not for pleasure purists.
It's our own fucked up version of therapy. If we weren't fucked up, sick and twisted this shit wouldn't get us off.

Erica Chilson

#24. It's sick and twisted and violent. Other than that it is totally G rated.

Elizabeth Cruickshank

#25. You're lucky I'm drawn to things that are sick and weird. Makes it so I can actually still like you.

Molly Ringle

#26. A common observation, that few are mended by imprisonment, and that he, whose crimes have made confinement necessary, seldom makes any other use of his enlargement, than to do, with greater cunning, what he did before with less.

Samuel Johnson

#27. You have a girlfriend?" said Brian. "You never told us."
"I'm not going to tell you now either. Don't tell Mom and Dad, don't tell Jodie, don't tell Bren."
"Why not?" said Brian. "Mom and Dad would be thrilled. Unless she's some disgusting skank leading you down a sick and twisted path.

Caroline B. Cooney

#28. I do original songs in the style of other artists, where I try to learn all their musical idiosyncrasies and try to do something that sounds like them and yet is a bit more sick and twisted.

Al Yankovic

#29. To experience love as claustrophobia. In such a twisted paradigm lies the sick legacy of a lifetime in the closet.

Paul Monette

#30. Political Science carries inseparably with it the study of piety, and that he who is not pious cannot be truly wise.

Giambattista Vico

#31. Work will drive you crazy if you let it.

Patrick DeWitt

#32. He was beautiful in the way that a breeze is beautiful - the kind of beauty you feel gratitude for.

David Levithan

#33. You're a man, darling. There's something sick and twisted inside you, making you relish girly torture. I don't understand it myself. Never did.

Linda Kage

#34. But sometimes we do sick and twisted things for the people we love.

Skye Warren

#35. It was sick and wrong and profoundly twisted, and yet somehow it made us feel a lot better.

Dot Hutchison

#36. Some people call me sick and twisted. I feel that I'm neither; I am instead a Romantic.

Kenzie Western

#37. You understand, you do not invent stuff on this team. Guys that invent stuff will not play for me. Make the easy play

John Calipari

#38. From visible habits we make inferences as to the invisible attributes of the soul. Therefore, statecraft is soulcraft.

George F. Will