Homer Simpson Quotes & Sayings

#1. Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.

#2. Trying is the first step towards failure

#3. Trying is the first step to failure.

#4. All hobbies suck, but if you keep at it, you might find at the end that you've managed to kill some precious time.

#5. I don't eat anything new unless I've eaten it before

#6. Trying is the first step toward failure

#7. If you pray to the wrong god, you might just make the right one madder and madder.

#8. I'm not popular enough to be different

#9. Why don't those stupid idiots let me in their crappy club for jerks?

#10. I saw weird stuff in that place last night. Weird, strange, sick, twisted, eerie, godless, evil stuff ... and I want in..

#11. Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream?

#12. You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

#13. Well, excuse me for having enormous flaws I don't work on.

Homer Simpson Quotes