She's A Hot Mess Quotes

#1. You said he was a perfectly adequate lover."

"Perfectly adequate? I dont suppose I ever said that about you?" She only had to look and Logan and those rough hands to know he'd be a thoroughly, mind-blowingly, head-bangingly, DIRTY lover."

"I bloody hope not.

Amy Andrews

#2. Every relationship will suffer to some degree without finding self-acceptance and treating yourself like your own best friend.

L.K. Elliott

#3. He'd use this opportunity to impress Rick and show him that he did, in fact, have more to offer than just being a sexy skanktart. To show that he wasn't just a brainless bimfoon, that's when a bimbo breeds with a buffoon, resulting in a true, hot mess.

Kyle Adams

#4. Wait, this guy has a kid?" Elliot gasped over the phone. "What hot mess have you gotten yourself into, girl?"
"Shut up, Elliot. Like you haven't slept with a load of hairy daddies in your time."
"But they weren't, like, actual daddies.

Leta Blake

#5. I never thought I'd get a second chance at a first time with you

Amy Andrews

#6. To getting laid and fighting fires.

Amy Andrews

#7. Her hair is a hot mess around her face, just the way I like it - bed-head always makes me want to fuck. Then again, pretty much everything does.

Karen Marie Moning

#8. I thought you might appreciate waking up to a hot mouth on a certain part of your anatomy."
He smiled. "My...lips?"
"Lower.

Amy Andrews

#9. My appearance was cringe-worthy. If I asked the mirror who it considered to be the fairest of them all, it'd reply with, "Damn girl, it ain't you. You're a hot mess.

R.S. Grey

#10. There was nothing normal or typical about our love. We should've been one hot mess of madness for all that we'd suffered, but just as a flower grows from the sky's tears, our love grew from pain. It blossomed in darkness and thrived with time.

Keri Lake

#11. I was actually kind of a hot mess in high school. I did a lot of things in high school I'm not proud of. I wasn't a good student and I wasn't particularly a good daughter. I wasn't very engaged.

Sarah Dessen

#12. So, we had a good time together?"
"We had a VERY good time together."
GOD. They'd fucked like bunnies, hadn't they?

Amy Andrews

#13. Believe in your own eyes and you'll get into a lot of trouble, hot water, a mess.

Salman Rushdie

#14. Do you still want Ren?" I listened to my own heartbeat for a minute before answering. "Yes." "That's one hot mess, Cal." Ansel smiled at me.

Andrea Cremer

#15. Okay, so how, exactly, did I get into this mess - up onstage at a comedy club, baking like a bag of French fries under a hot spotlight that shows off my sweat stains( including one that sort of looks like Jabba the Hutt), with about a thousand beady eyeballs drilling into me?

James Patterson

#16. Rebel, rebel, you've torn your dress. Rebel, rebel, your face is a mess. Rebel, rebel, how could they know? Hot tramp, I love you so.

David Bowie

#17. Again, I stuffed down the grief and opened the door wide to denial. I may have looked okay on the outside, but inside I was an ugly hot mess.

Betts Keating

#18. Lordy...
This man should be locked up. A smile that could surely cause mass ovulation had to be illegal.

Amy Andrews

#19. If I'm going to be a mess, I might as well be a hot mess, right?

Mindy Kaling

#20. I'm tired of people disturbing the peace, getting on the radio and sounding a hot mess. If I can tell what the note really is, why let them go to the note they think it is? I've got that mama vibe. I don't look at it with an ego.

Betty Wright

#21. In almost any situation, it is far more devastating to keep your icy cool while the other person gets herself in a flush-cheeked, teary-eyed hot mess yelling in your face.

Kimora Lee Simmons

#22. On my season of 'Survivor,' the tribes were split: a tribe of men versus a tribe of women. Even though the women kicked the men's butts at the first two challenges, we were a hot mess at camp.

Jenna Morasca

#23. I never thought I'd refer to myself as a hot mess.

Chris O'Dowd

#24. Have you ever heard the expression 'one hot mess?' I think the term was custom-made for the mayor of Toronto, Rob Ford.

Henry Rollins

#25. I think you just made me forget my own name. Not even amnesia managed that.

Amy Andrews

#26. I puked rainbows all over my childhood, and it felt so good.

L.K. Elliott

#27. When I do my hair down, it just does not look good. It's just stringy, and it's like a hot mess.

Kourtney Kardashian

#28. ...my life is the train wreck. You, my dear, are the conductor on the Hot Mess Express

B.L. Berry

#29. I like to compare my mental stress capacity to a dinner plate. Most people have moderate amounts of stress in their life, like a nice balanced meal. The food represents different stresses that occur in our lives, past and present.

L.K. Elliott

#30. 'Drekitude' is the lowest point in the lowest ebb. It could be your look. It could be your shoes. It could be that you're standing wrong. 'Drek' is a total, total, total hot mess.

Andre Leon Talley

#31. Gloria watched the swollen white orb of a hot-air balloon rising over Navy Pier and knew she had to break it off with Oliver, for he was the type who would never enjoy hot-air balloons, Van Morrison songs, or mess, whether from orgasm or otherwise. But who was she to be dreaming about mess today?

Andrea Kayne Kaufman

#32. You know you're a hot mess when the only person buying you drinks all night is yourself.

Chelsea Handler

#33. Essentially, the Tea Party are the Hell's Angels, but with sun visors instead of switch blades. They push macaroni instead of meth. Mess with the Tea Party and they'll put your dog in an American flag sweater on a hot day.

Greg Gutfeld

#34. It takes talent to be a gawking hot mess, and I am a gawking hot mess to the third power.

Cora Carmack