Sheldon Annoying Quotes

#1. Drug misuse is not a disease, it is a decision, like the decision to step out in front of a moving car. You would call that not a disease but an error of judgment.

Philip K. Dick

#2. It'll be messy, but after a day you'll be zipping around as though you were a thousand years old again.

Eoin Colfer

#3. I've got to go."
"Go where?"
"To go. I'd have just taken care of it myself, but it looks like you want to come along."
Mott cursed. "Wait for morning."
"Wish I could. I've been cursed with my mother's pea-size bladder.

Jennifer A. Nielsen

#4. Passionate jealousy is not a good foster-parent for prudence.

Elinor Glyn

#5. And how are you?" said Winnie-the-Pooh.
Eeyore shook his head from side to side.
"Not very how," he said. "I don't seem to have felt at all how for a long time."
"Dear, dear," said Pooh, "I'm sorry about that. Let's have a look at you.

A.A. Milne

#6. Sometimes your nearness takes my breath away; and all the things I want to say can find no voice. Then, in silence, I can only hope my eyes will speak my heart.

Robert Sexton

#7. Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand.

Benny Hill

#8. Understanding spirituality means that every day anger, pride, deceit and greed continue to decrease, will not increase.

Dada Bhagwan

#9. Peace and the survival of life on earth as we know it are threatened by human activities which lack a commitment to humanitarian values. Destruction of nature and nature's resources result from ignorance, greed and lack of respect for the earth's living things.

Dalai Lama

#10. Grove continued to act on the conviction that good strategic thinking requires different points of view and clarifying those different points of view requires intensive, ongoing debate involving the executive team and domain experts inside and outside the company.

David B. Yoffie

#11. Smile pretty, and watch your back

Ani DiFranco