Sex Toys Quotes

#1. Let's see what my options are," he said, then slid open the drawer. Holy shit. It was like a fiesta of sex toys. "I think they might be mating in there.

Lauren Blakely

#2. She's buying sex toys now, you know. Sex toys for herself. Where the hell does that leave me? Have you ever seen a Vagazzler? That thing can give her an orgasm and then make her a Frappuccino. I can't compete with that. I don't know how to make a Frappuccino.

Tracy Brogan

#3. Don't take the bait if she asks you if you like sex toys.

Wendy Byrne

#4. and my mother raised me by herself, supporting us by hosting home parties to sell sex toys instead of Tupperware.

Jodi Picoult

#5. You read the Miss Bea Haven column?" She sounded pleasantly surprised, almost flattered.
"Of course not. A column where the sexiest woman on earth pleasures herself with sex toys and then writes about it? Gross.

Tiffany Reisz

#6. When Lauren hired a woman to come to the party and sell sex toys, Kristi turned to her and said, 'This seems like something you would want more than I would. I mean, I have Todd now and we're getting married, so I don't really need a vibrator. But it's fun for the single girls, I guess.

Jennifer Close

#7. Moreover, you couldn't get animal sex and tight leather and sex toys along with something warm and comforting and meaningful.

Lacey Alexander

#8. What do you think? The last party she threw for you, you
came home with an inflatable cock on your head as a tiara, totally drunk,
singing 'Gimme! Gimme! Gimme!' and carrying a huge basket full of sex toys.

Elle Aycart

#9. After the first couple weeks, when all your sex toys had met all my sex toys, ...

Giselle Renarde

#10. My inclination during sex always is to use sex toys. That's not something men are often used to.

Margaret Cho

#11. That's my gun," Ty said in an offended voice. "They hid my gun in the sex toys? That's not right, man.

Madeleine Urban

#12. Either that's your mobile buzzing in your room, or there're sex toys you haven't told us about having a party in there without you."

~ Josh Larsen

J.A. Belfield

#13. The difference between faith and insanity is that faith is the ability to hold firmly to a conclusion that is incompatible with the evidence, whereas insanity is the ability to hold firmly to a conclusion that is incompatible with the evidence.

William Harwood

#14. Sex should be friendly. Otherwise stick to mechanical toys; it's more sanitary.

Robert A. Heinlein

#15. I'm learning as I go. I don't know everything. I never had anybody to look at, nobody ever taught me, and where I'm from I didn't have any famous role models.

Wale

#16. I couldn't understand why Frank would want to spend time with this crowd. They were bored, naughty children with highballs and morphine and sex for their toys. People were toys, too.

Paula McLain

#17. She once led this secret uprising to switch the voice boxes of Barbies and G.I. Joes. When they hit the shelves, G.I. Joe said, 'Let's go shopping!' and Barbie said, 'The enemy must be overtaken.'
I laugh. "No way."
"Yes way. Sex-role stereotyping in children's toys, all that.

Deb Caletti

#18. Every time I thought the bag must be empty, he brought yet another item out. It was like he'd hijacked Mary Poppins's luggage on her way to a fetish weekend.

Abigail Barnette

#19. In function, Jesus's aphorisms are very much like his parables - provocative and invitational forms of speech. They provoke thought, lead people to reconsider their taken-for-granted assumptions, and invite them to see life differently.

Marcus J. Borg

#20. There's nothing depraved about sex. Of course with a little creativity, some toys and a whole lot of dirty talk, you can change that.

Suzanne Wrightt

#21. When we were kids and would play hide and seek you found me before anyone else. Always. I thought you were magic."
"No magic, Nina. You were the only one I ever looked for.

Blayne Cooper

#22. By trying so hard to provide the perfectly happy childhood, we're just making it harder for our kids to actually grow up,

Lori Gottlieb

#23. Men had it so simple. When it wasn't about Sticking It In, it was about Having The Gun, a variation that allowed them to Stick It In from a distance.

Thomas Pynchon

#24. You can do it,you just have to believe in yourself.

Lizthewiz