Top 31 Sex Tape Quotes

#1. Fake it. We know you can do that. We've seen your sex tape.

Bill Maher

Sex Tape Quotes #691014
#2. No I don't have a sex tape and I'm kind of upset that I don't. You know why? 'Cause I'm really good,

Jenny McCarthy

Sex Tape Quotes #680581
#3. As a wedding gift, Ray J gave Kim Kardashian his profits from their sex tape. It's 'Something Old' as well as 'Something Blew.'

Joan Rivers

Sex Tape Quotes #1878973
#4. Make a sex tape, upload it, get on a reality show, release a perfume, retire. That's the new American dream.

Natasha Leggero

Sex Tape Quotes #1875039
#5. Is it norma to regert not making a sex tape back when you were younger and your boobs pointed vaguely at the ceiling when you were lying on your back? Because I feel like no one ever talks about that.
- Furiously Happy

Jenny Lawson

Sex Tape Quotes #1834861
#6. Is it normal to regret not making a sex tape back when you were younger and your boobs still pointed vaguely at the ceiling when you were lying on your back? Because I feel like no one ever talks about that.

Jenny Lawson

Sex Tape Quotes #1717300
#7. A GOOD old-fashioned sex tape pretty much guarantees you a star on Hollywood Boulevard.

Aaron Eckhart

Sex Tape Quotes #1699089
#8. The sex tape rumor had nothing to do with me, that's why it's so weird. It's like, if you have a sex tape, that's up to you. I want nothing to do with it.

Heidi Montag

Sex Tape Quotes #1676882
#9. She's gone from Disney Channel Miley Cyrus to Full-on Twerk Mode Miley, and it's officially time for me to put a stop to it before she moves straight to Let's Make a Sex Tape Miley. Wait - has Miley ever made a sex tape? Fuck, who am I kidding? Of course she has.

Anonymous

Sex Tape Quotes #1293434
#10. There are rumors that there is a John Edwards sex tape. People say it's twenty minutes of Edwards caressing and stroking ... And that's just the part where he fixes his hair.

Craig Ferguson

Sex Tape Quotes #1188994
#11. I kind of love Colin Farrell again. I think it started with In Bruges. No, I'm lying. It started when I saw a clip of his sex tape where he's manning the camera and instead of getting all Sex Tape-y, he goes, quite genuinely, "GOD, I'm a TERRIBLE cinematographer.

Jessica Morgan

Sex Tape Quotes #1169940
#12. We pay people and reward them for greed and sleaze . When a sex tape gets made a star is born with a publicity agent on speed dial a six figure pay cheque and a tacky lingerie line ... selling filth so you can get your face on Time magazine ... From Jukebox

Saira Viola

Sex Tape Quotes #1164020
#13. He had the sex tape, the canceled tour dates and now the record label's sword of Damocles hanging over his head to prove it.

Pepper Winters

Sex Tape Quotes #1115382
#14. When a sex tape gets made a star is born with a publicity agent on speed dial a six figure payout and a line of tacky lingerie in the works

Saira Viola

Sex Tape Quotes #952521
#15. Not to give too big of a spoiler, but I never find myself thinking, for example, Oh, remember that crazy time I stumbled on that closeted Republican candidate's sex tape?

Kathleen Rooney

Sex Tape Quotes #951421
#16. Information is not just something you download from the Web. The way trees grow and where birds choose to live are much better signs of water quality than all the data being collected by the EPA.

Natalie Jeremijenko

Sex Tape Quotes #1792375
#17. One's reputation must not exceed one's capabilities;
by your works you shall be known.

Matshona Dhliwayo

Sex Tape Quotes #1384425
#18. During the sermon, the priest discussed the miracle of Immaculate Conception and the Virgin Birth. "Virgin, my ass!" Dad shouted. "Mary was a sweet Jewish broad who got herself knocked up!

Jeannette Walls

Sex Tape Quotes #1328391
#19. Looking for the positive does not necessarily mean overlooking faults. being a positive thinker does not mean one has to agree or accept everything. It only means that a person is solution-focused.

Shiv Khera

Sex Tape Quotes #1136525
#20. Under no circumstances do I ever want to see any part of me having sex! I wouldn't want to see video tape, pictures, in the mirror, nothing.

Moby

Sex Tape Quotes #1135363
#21. Photography is one big scrapbook of your life.

Lisa Jones

Sex Tape Quotes #1063857
#22. In Hollywood, you've got a hundred people on set, and shooting the sex scene you're wearing nude-toned underwear and tape on your nipples. Nothing is going beyond where you want it to go.

Lena Dunham

Sex Tape Quotes #810874
#23. Blessed with fortune is the only way to describe my life. It's like a big jigsaw puzzle, and I'm constantly looking for the right pieces to plug into the right spaces. They always seem to be there if I just look hard enough.

Ron McElroy

Sex Tape Quotes #567737
#24. Imagining anything is the first step toward creating it. Believing in a true self is what allows a true self to be born.

Gloria Steinem

Sex Tape Quotes #560043
#25. You can't make a woman love you. Not even with duct tape.

J. Richard Singleton

Sex Tape Quotes #516098
#26. I was anathema in polite society after I made 'Last House.' People literally would grab their children and run from the room.

Wes Craven

Sex Tape Quotes #364888
#27. I recognise a distinction between dream life and real life, between appearances and actualities. I confess to an over-powering desire to know whether I am asleep or awake
whether the environment and laws which affect me are external and permanent, or the transitory products of my own brain.

H.P. Lovecraft

Sex Tape Quotes #310273
#28. If everyone had a dad like mine, no one would have sex tapes.

Tina Fey

Sex Tape Quotes #250247
#29. Isn't he beautiful? Hadley says longingly.
Yes, I think, but not in the way she obviously sees him. He's beautiful in the way the apple in the banned book my father read to me ages ago was beautiful to the princess.
Tempting but deadly.

Trisha Wolfe

Sex Tape Quotes #129991
#30. In the modern world we have invented ways of speeding up invention, and people's lives change so fast that a person is born into one kind of world, grows up in another, and by the time his children are growing up, lives in still a different world

Margaret Mead

Sex Tape Quotes #91180
#31. The atmosphere of our time is fast being cleared of the fumes and deadly gases that arose during the carboniferous age of theology.

John Burroughs

Sex Tape Quotes #3829

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