Septic Tank Quotes

#1. The NRA made an ad saying that Obama is elitist because his kids have armed guards. Yeah, that crazy Obama thinking his kids need special protection. I love the NRA accusing anyone of being paranoid. It's like a septic tank saying, 'You need a mint.'

Bill Maher

#2. I got a shotgun and a backhoe and no one looks under a septic tank for a dead body. (Bubba)

Sherrilyn Kenyon

#3. I love Los Angeles, and it's been very good to me, but if everyone is running around telling the stories, who's living them? You don't play characters that are celebrities - you play guys who know what to do when their septic tank's blocked.

Matthew McConaughey

#4. The grass is always greener over the septic tank.

Erma Bombeck

#5. My life is in the toilet, Red. We're talking a serious septic tank situation.

Larissa Reinhart

#6. But I couldn't cut that whole septic tank scene out because the audience liked it so much. So I sort of fell right back into getting a cheap laugh, but I still loved it.

Jay Roach

#7. The truth is like a septic tank and the smell will eventually get out no matter how hard we tighten down the hatch.

George Sorbane

#8. You might be a redneck if your anniversary present was getting the septic tank pumped.

Jeff Foxworthy

#9. I hadn't just backed up the toilet; I'd made the septic tank flood the house.

Mariana Zapata

#10. Even worse than seeing women's privacy violated on social media is reading the accompanying comments that show such a lack of empathy.

Emma Watson

#11. Sharing holiday snaps on social media is an act of arrogant vanity.

Jeremy Paxman

#12. Large portions of life's disappointments are individuals who did not understand that they were so near achievement when they surrendered.

Thomas A. Edison

#13. You feel what you're focused on.

Tony Robbins

#14. Enlightened people and serene landscapes can help to elevate our inner bliss but the awareness must first be realized from within.

Christopher Dines

#15. Luxury is more deadly than any foe.

Juvenal

#16. Prosperity has brought complications. Our lives are busier, faster, more stressful. They're nostalgic for a simpler, slower time.

Matt Ridley

#17. When I create, I feel that I am a participant in the grand pageant of life, a part of the ongoing creative engine of the universe. I don't know if that feeling is enough to replace the solace of religion in the lives of most people, but it is for me.

Greg Graffin

#18. Fuck buddies don't have rules. It's like being in a fight club. The first rule of fuck buddies is ... there are no rules. I was making this up as I went along. I had no idea if fuck buddies had rules. I'd never had a fuck buddy. I'd never even wanted one. Hell, I didn't want one now!

Kristen Ashley

#19. In the world of the Middle East at the moment, the debates are shrill. But ... the wisest voice of all of them may well be the voice of this mute thing, the Cyrus cylinder.

Neil MacGregor

#20. It is one of the important uses of civility to signify resentment.

Ambrose Bierce

#21. We're never called on to do what hurts. We just do what hurts out of ignorance and habit. Once we see what we're doing, we can stop.

Steve Hagen

#22. Animal agriculture is now dominated by the factory farm- 99.9% of chickens raised for meat, 97% of laying hens, 99% of turkeys, 95% of pigs, and 78% of cattle.

Jonathan Safran Foer

#23. I think people are sick of trends changing every six months - not because we're tired of them, but just for the sake of change. There is so much junk in the world: junk TV, junk movies, all those junk magazines with the same people on the cover.

Tom Ford