Science Comedy Quotes

#1. There were no colonies on Earth. It was all a scam the Martians were using to con the rest of the universe. There had been no first contact. Her knees quivered, and all her muscles tensed. She was first contact.

Patricia Eimer

#2. If you ordered up a whore here, you'd probably get a theater major doing Joan Crawford as Sadie Thompson. I wonder what would happen if I ordered up a Hershey bar?" His eyes lit up for a moment. "I wonder what would happen if I ordered up a whore and a Hershey bar?

Kage Baker

#3. If you look at the films that I've done generally, you would probably get an idea of what I'm most interested in, and if ever I do something unusual like a science fiction film or an action film or a comedy or something, then that to me feels like a step to the side to do something different.

Guy Pearce

#4. One day, scientists will overtake LIGHT and crash into the DARKNESS.

Paul McDermott

#5. I was obsessed with movies when I was younger. During the summer, I would go by myself to a theater down the street from my house. I saw every comedy or science fiction movie that came out. My kids love going to the movies, but 3D scares them.

Allen Covert

#6. Keep cool, Corri. Don't panic until he says the word "alien." That's the time to panic.

Patricia Eimer

#7. I would much rather watch a horror film or science fiction than a comedy. I don't know why. I just like them. I find them relaxing.

Moon Bloodgood

#8. Displacement of 'What goes around, comes around' is Zero.

Gaurav Rao

#9. There ya go, end of the universe, butterfingers.

David Tennant

#10. I personally just want to do as many different things as I can do, whether it's comedy, drama, science fiction, horror, narrator ... You've got a documentary, I've got a voice. Animated films. Big films, small films.

Colin Farrell

#11. Comedy is very hard, but you have to learn the art and science of it.

Marlon Wayans

#12. Horror is one of the few genres - romance and comedy are the other two that come to mind - that's all emotion-driven. It's not a rational genre, like science fiction is. It's irrational by nature. And it is capable of exploring all aspects of human experience.

Stephen R. Bissette

#13. Nothing helps your partner keep his mind on Jesus more than having a sign of His love tanned on your primary erogenous zones.

Scott B. Pruden

#14. I didn't wait for Luck. I raced after it with a truck.

A.A. Bell

#15. Never let other people bring you down let Jesus be the one who brings you down, because he knows what he is doing

Skye Daphne

#16. I tend not to read or watch Science Fiction, particularly not comedy Science Fiction. The point is that if it's less good than what I do, there's no point in reading it, if it's better than what I do it makes me depressed

Douglas Adams

#17. Comedy doesn't makes your IQ higher....

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Read Science... and don't re-read books for higher IQ!

Deyth Banger

#18. Gabrielle chuckled, her dark eyes twinkling. "So he's been after you, has he? Poor Etta, pursued by a sun priest offering to pleasure - "
"Every nook and cranny," Marietta interrupted dryly and Gabrielle tipped her head back with a throaty laugh.

Michelle O'Leary

#19. If the weight comes from bacon you can so deduct it off the scale total to get your true weight. #science

Michelle M. Pillow

#20. Science fiction and comedy are generally a pretty bumpy mix.

Matt Groening

#21. I'm not opposed to doing science fiction or comedy, but there has to be respect. I refuse to be the joke, the fat woman joke, in any movie. I've turned down roles.

Darlene Cates

#22. Look before you blunder

Simon Haynes

#23. Uh-uh. We are not even going to start with the whole I come in peace thing, E.T.

Patricia Eimer

#24. The bounties of space, of infinite outwardness, were three: empty heroics, low comedy, and pointless death.

Kurt Vonnegut

#25. If you don't have sex with me right now, I swear I will light you on fire and bury your body in the desert.

Patricia Eimer

#26. Bad improvisers block action, often with a high degree of skill. Good improvisers develop action.(p.115)

Malcolm Gladwell

#27. Yeah, but will it hurt?"' I asked.
"This is science, Zach," Randy said, reassuringly, as he tilted my head back and lowered the lens to my eye. "Of course it will hurt.

John Zakour

#28. Hello and welcome to this collection of calls put together specifically to embarrass the Massachusetts Institute of Technology. Now you'll hear us tackle the very pillars of science: physics, chemistry, fluid dynamics and, of course, cream rinse.

Tom Magliozzi

#29. Evolution .. Just the right formula of science and comedy may get moviegoers through the door.

Ivan Reitman

#30. Mindful of this hesitation, Desiree persisted in her physical seduction by pulling her shoulders back - thereby extending her breasts, tilting her head, raising her right eyebrow, and smiling. She blew him a kiss. Who could resist that?

Jack Shaw

#31. Quite often, intent on conveying how things can go wrong for a culture (science fiction) or an individual (horror) or all of magical creation (fantasy), works of fantastika often preclude comedy, because humor gets in the way of messages of doom or struggle.

Paul Di Filippo

#32. I simply regard romantic comedies as a subgenre of sci-fi, in which the world created therein has different rules than my regular human world.

Mindy Kaling

#33. A stitch in time saves uncontrollable blood loss

Simon Haynes

#34. She couldn't be the first alien to crash-land on twenty-first-century Earth.

Patricia Eimer

#35. There can be a science to joke writing, there are certainly rules and patterns that can be followed, but I think most of the best comedy goes beyond the rules.

Robin Ince

#36. The ultimate downfall of the computerized holographic receptionist was that there was no amount of flattery, flirtation or chocolate that could convince one to lie for you.

Scott B. Pruden

#37. I didn't wait for Luck. I tore after it with a truck.

A.A. Bell

#38. Where have all the Fembots gone?

Ren Garcia

#39. Sometimes, if you want to survive, you've got to run. You have to run as far and as fast as you can

Patricia Eimer

#40. Once bitten twice shy? Sure, but ... why not get a bigger dog and bite them back?

A.A. Bell

#41. The nice thing about 'Futurama' for me personally was that it was a way to honor some of the traditional ideas in literary science fiction, not so much movie or television science fiction - although we have that too, obviously. Our situation, a workplace comedy, led to all sorts of stuff.

Matt Groening