Sayings About Your Anniversary

#1. So are you doing anything for your anniversary? I mean other than sitting around your backyard with a bottle of wine moping over lost love."

Since those were pretty much my plans, I said,"No. I'm going to hire a masseur, like you suggested."
After that, there was no turning back.

Marshall Thornton

#2. You might be a redneck if your anniversary present was getting the septic tank pumped.

Jeff Foxworthy

#3. I've got nothing against tattoos. I don't have one myself. If I did, it would be right there next to my watch. It would say Your wife's birthday is August 2nd, your anniversary is September 18th, don't let Ron White drive your car again.

Jeff Foxworthy

#4. You will reciprocally promise love, loyalty and matrimonial honesty. We only want for you this day that these words constitute the principle of your entire life and that with the help of divine grace you will observe these solemn vows that today, before God, you formulate.

Pope John Paul II

#5. May you always be each other's best friend,
May your mutual love continue to be so
May your successful marriage continue to thrive
May love flourish, prosper, bloom and grow

John Walter Bratton

#6. Now join hands, and with your hands your hearts.

William Shakespeare

#7. A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your girdle when your hips stick.

Ogden Nash

#8. Gladys.. work has kept you fit
And Bill.. you never moan
Well life's not for carrying cases
With a butler of your own

John Walter Bratton

#9. It's not easy for you, Dad
You seek your own space
You slope off to watch telly
But still see (Mom's Mum's Mam's) face

John Walter Bratton

#10. One of the good things that come of a true marriage is, that there is one face on which changes come without your seeing them; or rather there is one face which you can still see the same, through all the shadows which years have gathered upon it.

George MacDonald

#11. You're such a romantic. Just like your brother. Do you know what he bought for me for our last anniversary? A knife sharpener.

Kim Fielding

#12. Also, I was coming up on my five year anniversary of owning the house, and if there's anything I've learned in five years, it's this: if a piece of your house falls off and you don't know what to do with it, throwing it in the trash and forgetting about it is a perfectly viable option.

Meghan Daum

#13. You've travelled through life together
Enjoying years of wedded bliss
We congratulate you on reaching
And we toast your happiness

John Walter Bratton

#14. Here's hoping that your special day
Will be more 'happy ever after'
With all the joys of friendship,
Love, fun and laughter

John Walter Bratton

#15. You ever think about this? Every year you live, you pass the anniversary of your death. Now you don't know what day it is, of course.

Billie Letts

#16. It's clear your marriage is a happy one
Your love is solid to the core
May the years ahead be happy ones
Each one happier than before

John Walter Bratton

#17. How about it, Skywalker? Will you still fight for me after we've been married for twenty-odd years?"
"What do you mean by 'still'? You do your own fighting. If I forget that, I'm not likely to survive until our twentieth anniversary."
Mara & Luke

Elaine Cunningham

#18. God, the best maker of all marriages, Combine your hearts into one.

William Shakespeare

#19. In life, it's not who you know that's important, it's how your wife found out.

Joey Lauren Adams

#20. Spread your love wherever you go.

Mother Teresa

#21. When I'm lying wrapped up in your arms, the whole world just fades away. The only thing I hear is the beating of your heart.

Faith Hill

#22. Look back on your wedding
And be filled with joy and pride
Deservedly so, for the many years
You've flourished, side by side

John Walter Bratton

#23. The Cheesecake Factory is a great business model, but if you take your wife there for your 25th wedding anniversary, you might not reach your 26th.

Scott Adams

#24. I think you have to be willing to take a bullet for somebody if you're going to stand up there, take your vows, and be married to them for the rest of your life.

Blake Shelton

#25. You moan a lot and jingle your change
But let's face it, there's no escape
You can flick the remote as much as you like
But she's on the TV and on every tape

John Walter Bratton

#26. I moved away from him, sitting back on my heels and raising my aim to his heart. "Happy anniversary, Frank."

In a flash, he had my gun away from me and I was flat on the floor with his boot against my throat. "You point a gun at me again, I will break your neck.

Nicole Castle

#27. I think we take it for granted that if you are with your husband after 30 years, then he is the love of your life.

Sue Townsend

#28. This year, as we celebrate the 230th anniversary of America's independence, please remember the symbols that are sacred to this country. Fly Old Glory high and show your respect and admiration for this great nation and the values we hold dear.

Kenny Marchant

#29. I still fall for your everyday.

Antoine De Saint-Exupery

#30. Starting a business is risky. Half of all new businesses fail to experience a fifth anniversary. And everyone knows that you could lose all the money you've invested in your new company and then some. Those are the obvious risks of trying to be an entrepreneur.

Scott Shane

#31. I met him almost two weeks ago." Jess's eyes went wide. "Holy shit! It's your two-week anniversary. We should drink." Lick-shoot-suck-gasp.

Kresley Cole