Sarge Quotes

#1. But our country's equivalent of gritty reality is more like "Look out Sarge, he's got a shooter!"

Bill Bailey

#2. went straight to the water cooler. "Goddamn, Sarge, you look, like holy

David A. Maurer

#3. "Sarge, mr. Nurd here is threatening to turn me to jelly."
"really?" said Sarge. "what flavor?

John Connolly

#4. And one of the reasons why he likes her is because she's so different from him. She's as big as four-fifths of five-eighths of fuck all, but she takes no bullshit from anyone. She even talks back to the Sarge, which is like watching a mouse bark at a pitbull.

M.R. Carey

#5. Later that day when I passed the Admin lieutenant and the Sargeant standing by the Desk, I said casually, "I'm leaving too, Sarge."
"Okay," he said, and I kept on walking.

Edward Conlon

#6. He wanted to "sarge" with me, as he put it. Sarging is pickup artist jargon for going out to meet women; the term evidently has its origin in the name of one of Ross Jeffries's cats, Sargy. An

Neil Strauss

#7. Check and double-check, and never let go of the rope.

K.D. Sarge

#8. All day he had gone up to people, fallen into conversation with them, listened to their troubles, and then quietly uttered those three magic words, "I believe you." The effect had invariably been electrifying.

Douglas Adams

#9. [I hear phone sex can work], I sent, [but I kind of doubt text-sex would.]
He sent me a picture shot down his pants. I snickered and sent him a picture of my mouth.
[autehigixuhi&^%$], he sent back. Then, [yeah, phone sex not satisfying. Also I think I dick-dialed Kentucky.]

K.D. Sarge

#10. You have to eat right. That does not mean that I don't drink Cuban coffee. That does not mean that I do not have two cigarettes a day - that's what I'm down to. I drink wine - you know, I'm normal. But I do eat well.

Cristina Saralegui

#11. We're all equals as men, except I'm slightly more equal because I'm still alive and you're dead.

Sarge

#12. What means this glory round our feet, The Magi mused, "more bright than morn!" And voices chanted clear and sweet, "To-day the Prince of Peace is born.

James Russell Lowell

#13. When you do not recognize the wrongs of the past, the future takes its revenge. -Author forgotten

Ian C. Esslemont

#14. You don't become a Republican until you lose all your baby teeth and fall down a lot and get the croup and then become angry and bitter.

Margaret Cho

#15. Elephants are not human, of course. They are something much more ancient and primordial, living on a different plane of existence. Long before we arrived on the scene, they worked out a way of being in the world that has not fundamentally changed and is sustainable, and not predatory or destructive.

Alex Shoumatoff

#16. I hope you brought your wallet, 'cause the rent in Hell gets paid in advance!

Sarge

#17. Do not eat garlic or onions; for their smell will reveal that you are a peasant.

Miguel De Cervantes

#18. I love blood and violence! I've got a boner for murder!

Sarge

#19. Of course we have compassion. We just don't believe the safety net should be used as a hammock.

Allen West

#20. When a man understands the art of seeing, he can trace the spirit of an age and the features of a king even in the knocker on a door.

Victor Hugo

#21. Don't leave a message," his voicemail said. "If you do, I might call you back. We could end up communicating, and that would be awkward.

K.D. Sarge

#22. Oh, I know what the ladies like.

Sarge

#23. He's wearing flannel!" Alan yelped. "He's shoving his straight in my face!

K.D. Sarge

#24. When one is in love, one always begins by deceiving one's self, and one always ends by deceiving others.

Oscar Wilde

#25. [Non-flammable? Challenge accepted.]
[Alan], I texted, [arson is bad.]
[It's in the spirit of academic inquiry! It's SCIENCE!]
['Science' is not a legal defense.]
[Damn them.]

K.D. Sarge

#26. Grab the lube, 'cause you are so going for the Fucking God button.

K.D. Sarge

#27. You need to learn to accept your flaws and forgive yourself.

Susan Mallery

#28. I sense the joy of young and old,
I hear wondrous tales told,
Beauty surrounds me as I gaze above,
But I am alone for I live without love.

Anonymous

#29. A good soldier never leaves a man behind.

Sarge

#30. For me, being Catholic was who I was and who I am, just like I'm Irish and Slovak. It's just so ingrained in us.

Regina Brett

#31. God aims to look valuable in the world, and that happens when we treasure him above all else.

John Piper

#32. He had a talent for asking exactly the right questions to lead me to my own answers. Just being near him made things clearer.

K.D. Sarge