K.D. Sarge Quotes

#1. He had a talent for asking exactly the right questions to lead me to my own answers. Just being near him made things clearer.

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#2. Grab the lube, 'cause you are so going for the Fucking God button.

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#3. [Non-flammable? Challenge accepted.]
[Alan], I texted, [arson is bad.]
[It's in the spirit of academic inquiry! It's SCIENCE!]
['Science' is not a legal defense.]
[Damn them.]

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#4. He's wearing flannel!" Alan yelped. "He's shoving his straight in my face!

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#5. Don't leave a message," his voicemail said. "If you do, I might call you back. We could end up communicating, and that would be awkward.

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#6. Check and double-check, and never let go of the rope.

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#7. [I hear phone sex can work], I sent, [but I kind of doubt text-sex would.]
He sent me a picture shot down his pants. I snickered and sent him a picture of my mouth.
[autehigixuhi&^%$], he sent back. Then, [yeah, phone sex not satisfying. Also I think I dick-dialed Kentucky.]

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