Top 17 Sarcasm Witty Quotes

#1. A painting is worth a thousand confused art-gallery visitors.

Ljupka Cvetanova

#2. There were so many viciously sarcastic ways to respond, Jaden's brain was temporarily paralyzed due to witty comeback overload.

Courtney Kirchoff

#3. What am I going to do?" asked Ce'Nedra.
"First you ought to go wash your face," Polgara told her. "Some girls can cry without making themselves ugly, but you don't have the right coloring for it. You're an absolute fright. I'd advise you never to cry in public if you can help it.

David Eddings

#4. Don't worry about it; only worry about how people like her breed.

Gasmaskman

#5. I have a headache. If only I had a crown to put on!

Ljupka Cvetanova

#6. Gankis lifted an arm to point at the distant shale cliffs. "And in the face of it there were thousands of little holes, little what-you-call-'ems ... "
"Alcoves," Kennit supplied in an almost dreamy voice. "I call them alcoves, Gankis. As would you, if you could speak your own mother tongue.

Robin Hobb

#7. Luckily we don't sleep standing. Who knows where the dream will take us!

Ljupka Cvetanova

#8. Men weigh love with hands.

Ljupka Cvetanova

#9. I know that you're worried about me, but crushing my lungs isn't going to help anyone.

Sara Massa

#10. I watched you undress. Shame on you!

Ljupka Cvetanova

#11. Is my life, by any chance, about to take a new turn?

Jonas Jonasson

#12. If time is money and you wasted my time, then give me back my money!

Ljupka Cvetanova

#13. Yes. Reyn is our resident horse master. He has an excellent seat."
I grinned. "I've noticed."
Reyn's face tightened and Nell flushed, looking embarrassed. "It's an equestrian term."
"Really? I thought you were talking about his ass.

Cate Tiernan

#14. Ask me no questions, and I'll tell you no fibs.

Oliver Goldsmith

#15. Most wives fuck their husbands, just to ensure financial support. Marriage is just a form of legalized prostitution, when you really thought about it.

K. Syrah

#16. She said yes. If only she didn't talk so much!

Ljupka Cvetanova

#17. You like? she asked Slade. He gave her a head nod and she vanished behind the curtain.
That's my sister, he said, pointing at the closed curtain.
I shrugged. I'm glad you guys are so close.

Holly Hood

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