Top 15 Gasmaskman Quotes
#1. That present she left in the bathroom was special. It's not a funk, it's a biological weapon. The Pentagon should be taking notes.
Gasmaskman
#2. All life is in vain, for Death makes a nonsense of pain.
Gasmaskman
#3. A woman of class never admits to her artifices.
Gasmaskman
#4. It is important to correct bad behavior one toe at a time.
Gasmaskman
#5. A woman's apathy is far more devastating than her wrath.
Gasmaskman
#6. Don't worry about it; only worry about how people like her breed.
Gasmaskman
#7. Beauty is hardly a virtue, for the disease of insecurity lurks not too far behind its veneer.
Gasmaskman
#8. Oh go get some dignity. I think it's in the aisle next to the Q-tips.
Gasmaskman
#9. Life is a beautiful thing. Plant it in the ground, and it blooms into opportunity, capice?
Gasmaskman
#10. I suppose belief is there to prevent people from thinking.
Gasmaskman
#11. It is easier to conduct business with giant cookies.
Gasmaskman
#12. There's more to life than regurgitating other people's sentiments
lest that is one's career.
Gasmaskman
#13. Hope is the privilege of the weak.
Gasmaskman
#14. It's best to locate the mind first before launching the 'missiles of contention'.
Gasmaskman
#15. Golden Arches' are the gateway to the afterlife.
Gasmaskman
Famous Authors
Popular Topics
Scroll to Top