Salary Increase Funny Quotes

#1. Oratory is, after all, the prose literature of the savage.

George Saintsbury

#2. I can't get very excited about the House of Commons these days because I don't feel the power is there. What is really bizarre is that you sense it is not in Washington either. It is now very hard even to locate the levers of power, let alone to pull them and change things.

Robert Harris

#3. Perhaps wherever you go first is what you judge everything else by.

Patrick Hennessey

#4. The floor was littered with paper cups and candy wrappers and cigarette butts and other teenager droppings. I saw a used condom under my shoe.

David Wong

#5. Artists thrive off each other, and when you see other people doing cool stuff, it inspires you to do cool stuff.

Courtney Barnett

#6. We have Beast, our Hungarian sheep dog. And he is so talented. He's so smart. He knows his daily schedule. He has an extracurricular activity. He goes herding. He herds sheep. And we've been told that he's quite gifted.

Priscilla Chan

#7. The public wouldn't like the perfect umpire in every game. It would kill off baseball's greatest alibi - 'We was robbed.'

Billy Evans

#8. I know that I have a face, a look, people aren't used to seeing. A presence.

Eric Cantona

#9. I loved you then. I love you now. I've loved you every day for seven years.

Kristen Ashley

#10. Next time you two decide to go on a bloody killing spree, at least send me an invitation so I know that you care.

Julie Kagawa