Salary Credited Funny Quotes

#1. Don't kid yourself munster

Paul Feig

#2. In the book of life, the answers are not in the back!

Charles M. Schulz

#3. If someone said 'diametrically,' could 'opposed' be far behind?

Meg Wolitzer

#4. When I was four or five years old, I heard a lot of stories about the Holocaust because both my parents were survivors. I'm sure that was very important in my life. My father snuck out from under the floorboards to make love to my mother. I can't imagine why they kept me.

Christian Boltanski

#5. To live in Australia permanently is rather like going to a party and dancing all night with one's mother.

Barry Humphries

#6. It was not heartbroken rage against injustice that froze me. I had taught myself that a human being might as well look for diamond tiaras in the gutter as for rewards and punishments that were fair.

Kurt Vonnegut

#7. Hoping never done nothing. It wanting that do it. You got to want to win so bad you can taste it. If you want to win bad enough you win.

Leonard Gardner

#8. A meditative mind is at ease because it's not trying to acquire anything.

Adyashanti

#9. I never thought I would be such a family-oriented guy; I didn't think that was part of my makeup. But somebody said that as you get older, you become the person you always should have been, and I feel that's happening to me.

David Bowie