Funny Late Salary Quotes

#1. If you're speaking of love, you really must include the element of uncertainty - and perhaps it's best approached as the art of constant maintenance.

Twyla Tharp

#2. The conduct of our lives is the true mirror of our doctrine.

Michel De Montaigne

#3. I flew out here on Southwest Airlines. Southwest has a plane that's painted like Shamu the whale from Sea World. Yeah, that'll be easy to find if that went down in the ocean. That'll be nice, when you're trying to get out and a real whale's humping your window.

Robert Schimmel

#4. Everyone spends their lives trying to balance their world between good and evil.

Laurell K. Hamilton

#5. Music is still above all else the thing that does it for me.

Bob Geldof

#6. How pathetic it is to describe these things which can't truly be described.

Anne Rice

#7. When I was a little girl, I wanted to be a civil engineer. No joke. I would come home from school and build bridges out of toothpicks and see how much weight they would hold before falling.

Bitsie Tulloch

#8. Did your parents build knows you a swing facing a wall when you were a kid?

Roddy Piper