Top 28 Real Time With Bill Maher Quotes
#2. The thing they're trying to stop is 30-million people getting health insurance. That's the substance.
Chris Hayes
#4. I'm not a Christian, but I have read his book.
Bill Maher
#5. I never give up on anything, because you come back around, and suddenly the thing you thought you'd never do is relevant.
Joss Whedon
#6. That's not water. That's socialism juice. We should bomb Lake Erie.
Bill Maher
#7. Every day in America is a day with a shooting.
Bill Maher
#8. Not long after we started working for him I asked Bernard if he thought Thatcher was evil,'I said. 'He said it was like asking what jazz is.
Jack Womack
#9. My priority in life is my whanau, followed by my work as an artist, which has blessed me with the ability to provide opportunities working with others to advance the well-being of Maori.
Cliff Curtis
#10. I don't want to say Monsanto is evil right off the bat, but why is Monsanto so evil?
Bill Maher
#11. What the mass media offers is not popular art, but entertainment which is intended to be consumed like food, forgotten, and replaced by a new dish.
W. H. Auden
#12. Sometimes you feel uncomfortable taking a photograph, but that's all part of the job.
Martin Parr
#13. We talk about things. We talk about nothing.
Andre Agassi
#14. He sold Syria way better than he sold this.
Bill Maher
#15. You don't need a weapon to protect yourself.
Bill Maher
#16. To my knowledge, the Department of Homeland Security has focused on detection devices that are large, expensive, use a large amount of energy, and cannot easily be placed in or on a shipping container.
Jim Ryun
#17. Fake it. We know you can do that. We've seen your sex tape.
Bill Maher
#18. And, corny as it may sound, I do cherish the bond between me and the audience, the minority that follows my stuff and always makes me glad it's us against the world.
Bill Maher
#19. There was nothing she could say to them
nothing would be heard or answered. What were the weapons, she thought, in a realm where reason was not a weapon any longer? It was a realm she could not enter.
Ayn Rand
#20. In the United States there's an optimistic expectation that most people will remain faithful to their partner, but actual data show great numbers of people will not.
Aziz Ansari
#21. Dean Martin's pancreas, who overheard his liver singing I got a right to sing the blues. Never got a dinner!
Red Buttons
#22. Last week, I suggested the candidates take up mushrooms. I'll be damned if Rick Perry didn't take me up on that.
Bill Maher
#23. Never start a company with the goal of getting rich. Your goal should be making something you believe in and making a company that will last.
Mike Markkula
#24. You just got your nerd credentials back.
Bill Maher
#26. Your deepest, most constant need is for My Peace. I have planted Peace in the garden of your heart,
Sarah Young
#27. New Rule: Any tattoo that has more than one line is too long.
Bill Maher
#28. People who call themselves divas ... you are not a diva. I'm pretty sure you're a cunt.
Sarah Silverman
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