Ralphie's Quotes

#1. All my best friends live downtown in New York City. I was made in Soho.

Joakim Noah

#2. I realized there was very little in Hollywood I would ever feel comfortable doing. If I kept one foot there and one foot in my Christianity, I would never grow.

Willie Aames

#3. Now the end is going to come - in one fashion or another", Bines said, softly, and again he turned to Ralphie and smiled. "We all know, the end will come. You either face your hunters or run from them.

David Adams Richards

#4. Do you think when two representatives holding diametrically opposing views get together and shake hands, the contradictions between our systems will simply melt away? What kind of a daydream is that?

Nikita Khrushchev

#5. It goes without saying that the desire to accomplish the task with more confidence, to avoid wasting time and labour, and to spare our experimental animals as much as possible, made us strictly observe all the precautions taken by surgeons in respect to their patients.

Ivan Pavlov

#6. Jesus was a pothead- long hair, beard, sandals, carpenter- do the math it all adds up. Living with twelve guys with no visible means of support.

Ralphie May

#7. I may not remember my name or what country I live in, but you and that pie is something I will never forget.

Kathryn Stockett

#8. If Ralphie's form of adventuresome was grunting out, "Hold onto somethin'," for foreplay then, sure, he was one wild boy.

Linda Kage

#9. As a man in a relationship, you have a choice: You can be right or you can be happy.

Ralphie May

#10. My father passed on one important piece of relationship advice before he died. He said son, in a relationship you can either be right or you can be happy. You'll soon find out that you don't care that much about being right.

Ralphie May

#11. Common sense is usually lack of imagination, and imagination is usually lack of common sense.

Evan Esar

#12. At that moment, I feel like Ralphie from A Christmas Story after he dropped the f-bomb.

L.A. Fiore

#13. The thing about the 600 words, I mean some day, you can do a very, very, very hard day's work and not write a word, just revising, or you would scribble a few words.

J.K. Rowling

#14. As a man seeing someone, have a decision: You can be correct or you can be glad.

Ralphie May

#15. If you want to be called a dwarf you must be in immediate possession of a battle axe cause otherwise your just a midget with an attitude.

Ralphie May

#16. Elaborate. Lots of things could be considered weird, so I'm not sure what you're referring to.

Colleen Hoover

#17. Every sacred existence is history of time.

Lailah Gifty Akita

#18. Roses are red, violets are blue, so are my balls thanks to you.

Ralphie May

#19. I just predicted whose son will be taken in Storm of Century By Stephen King it was Ralph Emerick 'Ralphie' Anderson. Isn't it interesting that I gues who will be taken??

Deyth Banger

#20. we've been weakened by politicians bent on preserving their careers rather than preserving the country. We

Marcus Richardson

#21. I live in a very dangerous part of Los Angeles.. it's called Los Angeles.

Ralphie May

#22. Okay kids," Ralphie said, trailing me. "Don't be too late. Don't do any drugs, drive smart and even if all the other kids are doing it, think twice. If you're going to be over your curfew then make sure you call your Daddies or we'll get worried.

Kristen Ashley

#23. When it comes to bending the truth to assist a story's plot versus staying completely true to the facts, we can assure you any dramatist will always select the former. Mark Twain's old saying "Never let the truth get in the way of a good story" still reigns in Hollywood.

James Morcan

#24. The crashes people remember, but drivers remember the near misses.

Mario Andretti

#25. Scientists tend to be skeptical, but the weakness of the community of science is that it tends to move into preformed establishment modes that say this is the only way of doing science, the only valid view.

Walter Gilbert

#26. I'd like Muslims to look at their religion as a set of beliefs that they can appraise critically and pick and choose from.

Ayaan Hirsi Ali

#27. Well Buddy's in the kitchen grating cheese like a grating fool. We've decided to do nacho's. Ralphie's gaze moved to Hector and he informed him, It's the food of your people.

Kristen Ashley

#28. Insanity is just what we call stupidity when it doesn't make sense.

Josh Lieb