Ralphie May Quotes

#1. If you want to be called a dwarf you must be in immediate possession of a battle axe cause otherwise your just a midget with an attitude.

Ralphie May

#2. Time doesn't. All that Time does is make it more distant, put more space between you and what happened. It doesn't heal anything. I don't know how or what does the healing, but it isn't Time.

Mercedes Lackey

#3. Well Buddy's in the kitchen grating cheese like a grating fool. We've decided to do nacho's. Ralphie's gaze moved to Hector and he informed him, It's the food of your people.

Kristen Ashley

#4. Okay kids," Ralphie said, trailing me. "Don't be too late. Don't do any drugs, drive smart and even if all the other kids are doing it, think twice. If you're going to be over your curfew then make sure you call your Daddies or we'll get worried.

Kristen Ashley

#5. I live in a very dangerous part of Los Angeles.. it's called Los Angeles.

Ralphie May

#6. Certainly, to have a woman who waits at home for you, who will sleep with you, gives a warm feeling like having something you must say; it makes you glow, keeps you company, helps you to live.

Cesare Pavese

#7. I just predicted whose son will be taken in Storm of Century By Stephen King it was Ralph Emerick 'Ralphie' Anderson. Isn't it interesting that I gues who will be taken??

Deyth Banger

#8. I'd say that most of life seems to me to be that way, a mixture of the mundane and the mythic, when you're living the life of the mind.

Laurie Foos

#9. The recent actions by Kyle Busch are not consistent with the values of M&M'S and we're very disappointed. Like you, we hold those who represent our brand to a higher standard and we have expressed our concerns directly to Joe Gibbs Racing.

Denny Hamlin

#10. Time means a great deal to every runner. It means everything to me, because most days miles don't count; only minutes do.

Joe Henderson

#11. Roses are red, violets are blue, so are my balls thanks to you.

Ralphie May

#12. The first thing Jesus tells the church of Ephesus that He loves about them is they have sound doctrine.

Matthew Carter

#13. I assumed he knew that your coach was abusing you. I realized in the limo that he didn't."
For a moment, there is only silence. When Damien speaks, his words are ice cold. "He knew.

J. Kenner

#14. Now the end is going to come - in one fashion or another", Bines said, softly, and again he turned to Ralphie and smiled. "We all know, the end will come. You either face your hunters or run from them.

David Adams Richards

#15. As a man seeing someone, have a decision: You can be correct or you can be glad.

Ralphie May

#16. At that moment, I feel like Ralphie from A Christmas Story after he dropped the f-bomb.

L.A. Fiore

#17. In whose delusional mind is democracy made better by letting wealthier people control more of it?

Jon Stewart

#18. Eventually, before I die, I hope to have written about every part I've played.

Ian McKellen

#19. All that schooling never prepares you for the reality of life.

Juliette Lewis

#20. My father passed on one important piece of relationship advice before he died. He said son, in a relationship you can either be right or you can be happy. You'll soon find out that you don't care that much about being right.

Ralphie May

#21. As a man in a relationship, you have a choice: You can be right or you can be happy.

Ralphie May

#22. If Ralphie's form of adventuresome was grunting out, "Hold onto somethin'," for foreplay then, sure, he was one wild boy.

Linda Kage

#23. Jesus was a pothead- long hair, beard, sandals, carpenter- do the math it all adds up. Living with twelve guys with no visible means of support.

Ralphie May

#24. The fewer expectations you have, the better.

Laurie Anderson

#25. The world will lose its treasures if everyone depends on someone to think for him/her! The world will lose its pleasures if everyone depends on someone to make him/her happy!

Israelmore Ayivor