Top 84 Quotes About Wtf
#1. PROS: things that make it look like I could be
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5. K'Vruck poked at me mentally, then said, "Ah, there you are." (WTF????)
Karen Marie Moning
#2. FYI, when I type WTF, you are supposed to read What the Fuck? Same with OMG, and OMFG, which are Oh My God and Oh My Fucking God. Only a completely lame Disney Channel nimnode pronounces the letters.
Christopher Moore
#3. So if you post it, you are awesome and "wow" and so on and so on. But if I post it as a first... nothing --- wtf???
Deyth Banger
#4. When I was outside, you were saying why you are comming home, why you won't go home??
When now I'm home why I'm not going outside... wtf????????
Deyth Banger
#5. Libby giggled. "Do you even know what WTF means, Gram?" "Yeah. Wild turkey fun.
Denise Grover Swank
#6. A few seconds later, her reply came in.
WTF an A! I blinked, sure I was misreading. But no, the letters didn't change.
Me: Nana, do U know what WTF means??
Her: Of course silly, it means well, that's fantastic.
Gena Showalter
#7. What you want to do tonight?
I read Daniel's text and respond.
Sorry. Plans.
WTF, puss flap!? No! Me. You. Plans.
Can't. Pretty sure I have a date.
Sky?
Yep.
Can I come?
Nope.
Can I be your date next Saturday, then?
Sure, babe.
Can't wait, sugar.
Colleen Hoover
#9. She'd probably slap me upside the head and say some variation of 'Hey, Future Clare, wtf?
Kim Harrington
#10. Is it rude to Twitter during sex? To go "omg, omg, wtf, zzz"? Is that rude?
Robin Williams
#11. I have watched a lot of films... about war... but still I can't understand what's the purpose of war???
Killing inocent people??
About religion... so my god says that killing other people isn't acceptable... but your is acceptable???
WTF
Deyth Banger
#12. A true WTF Moment makes you aware of your current reality. It demands you accept full responsibility for where you are and it gives you the vision you need to commit to change.
Jennifer Sparks
#13. Why bad people live in heaven??
If there is heaven so do and hell exist??
but why bad are heaven and good also??
So you have done here something bad and you greeting saying "Bravo..., Bravo... well made!" - WTF???
Deyth Banger
#15. Did my two friends lose their minds? We'd gone from hugging besties to face-slapping frienemies and now horny girls on the prowl. WTF.
Avery Aster
#17. WTF? I am so tired I can't see straight. Kids have no bedtime in the summer? Screw that shit. I'll enforce it - if not for them, then for me. I want to pass out by eight now, which is uncool because the sun is still out. Can you give children melatonin? Or is Benadryl still the go-to?
Amber L. Johnson
#18. Hunter stared back at him until Michael raised his eyebrows in a Dude, wtf? expression. Hunter shook himself. Yeah. Sure.
Brigid Kemmerer
#19. Hey, why this person blocked me?", "WTF, this guy I know him!", "WTF this guy I don't know but he has send me request???", "Oh,oh That's the famous singer from the TV!! I know that person, I know him?!, I know him!?"... This is called the future - so my question is are you prepared for this?
Deyth Banger
#22. The good news is that The Hangover Part III isn't a rerun like the second episode. The bad news is everything else. For all the promise of mayhem and WTF moments, the final episode hits you with all the force of a warm can of O'Doul's.
Kyle Smith
#23. What's the Symmetry???
John Doe...
Jane Doe... wtf... wtf...
Deyth Banger
#24. I can pretty much guarantee that every time you tearfully ask yourself the question, "WTF is my problem?!" the answer lies in some lame, limiting, and false subconscious belief that you've been dragging around without even realizing
Jen Sincero
#25. I don't make the weather. You got a beef, take it up with God. That's what I've been doing a lot lately: taking it up with God. Like: God, WTF?
Rick Yancey
#26. And the fuck is yours too, WTF. That question does not apply 'to everything every day.' If it does, you're wasting your life. If it does, you're a lazy coward and you are not a lazy coward.
Ask better questions, sweet pea. The fuck is your life. Answer it.
Cheryl Strayed
#28. Hey, Barack Obama had to give up his Blackberry. He's the first wired president ... He might have to give his Blackberry because of security reasons. Because they're easy to hack into. In fact, when Obama heard he might have to give it up, he said, 'OMG! WTF?' I mean, he couldn't believe it.
Jay Leno
#29. OMG Kevin Nash WTF thought he was dead LOL
CM Punk
#31. As V dropped the bomb, there was a momentary period of silent saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay-whaaaaaaaaaaaaat. Then a shit-ton of gasps and cursing in the room, all kinds of WTF hitting the airwaves.
J.R. Ward
#32. If everything has happen in one day and there isn't sun rise and sun arise,... so logicaly everything happens in one day but in long distances!?
Deyth Banger
#33. CUT!
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Cut...
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FUCKING CUT IT!
....
Where is the fucking screenplay?
Deyth Banger
#34. Let's first all people out there to see what's done and then they will see why I can do about that!?
Deyth Banger
#35. My bullshit was that I adore you and I don't have fingers or eyes how to deal with it.
Rick Shapiro
#36. I never have heard somebody talking about games which are educationable or with logic like chess for example. Nobody watch it from the people which watch football and are good at math. Why they don't do it??
Deyth Banger
#37. Mother in my first short story is dead, nobody knows how but she is dead and the father somehow madness or who knows from what he decides to start and play with the dead body. It's really a difficult moment.
Deyth Banger
#38. If I know the end of a book or a film I want to know why it happen...
Deyth Banger
#39. If I remove your eyes or make you in such way that to don't see... in reality you don't see the evil... you don't see me... so do whatever I don't give a fuck... that's wonderful... I like to play games... so run!... and welcome home!?
Deyth Banger
#41. I sheathe my spear on my back and I plow through bushes dotted with prickly balls, feeling them scratch and scrape my skin, but do not stop.
Jennifer Martucci
#42. Killer, Yeah, yeah I'm killer I just killed my daughter, then my son... Ops I'm not a woman. I'm a man and I went and kill and the little biatch famous as my wife... When I kill, I feel satisfied when I lose I feel devastated!
Deyth Banger
#43. I asked you here today because the police department asked me to assess your mental health."
I huffed and rolled my eyes. "Already? Seriously? It's been a week." I am fucking sunshine.
Devon Ashley
#44. Kelsea saw now that there was something far worse than being ugly: being ugly and thinking you were beautiful.
Erika Johansen
#45. James Altucher reminds me for Stephen King... when is about Stephen King his 2 sons, probably the one or no,no both they look like him.
Deyth Banger
#46. Tampons. I'm constantly worrying about my stash and if I'll be able to find more.
Rick Yancey
#48. One... moment you think it's the end. But it isn't, it's just the beginning.
Deyth Banger
#49. She could already feel small waves of her juices fall from her newly-broken pussy, making a damp spot under her ass.
Lola Newmar
#50. The ABC's success by Bob Proctor is one powerful book, such books are rare. Even sometimes it's hard to find a book which is based on somebody's experience... fantasy??
For god sake, one drop truth which is about from 10% up to 20% and the other from 80% up to 90% it's a lie.
Deyth Banger
#51. Following the eruption [that took the life] of the 106, and for the first time in Solarist studies, there were petitions demanding thermo-nuclear attacks on the ocean.
Stanislaw Lem
#52. I only require that my characters have one thing and one thing in common. A total lack of self-control.
Fred Barnett
#53. You know, when you're young, you have moments of such happiness, you think you're living in someplace magical, like Atlantis must have been. Then we grow up, and our hearts break in two."
Ted Brautigan, Hearts in Atlantis
Deyth Banger
#54. (2) goes like this that the one part is up to this time goes bright and it's a day and in other it's night. Just thinking on this, it's not so simple... it's not the magic, everything has gone and can't be changed, just thinking on this everything is devastated...
Deyth Banger
#55. All the humanity (Not the people!), are incrediable. What makes them incrediable is the way of thinking, the way of solving!
Deyth Banger
#56. She reached around me, grabbing my Gemini from the back pocket of my jeans. She touched its share button to hers. 'There,' she said, handing the phone back to me. 'You have my number. We should be friends now.
Lauren Miller
#58. From 1 to 18 is the holly worst parts of your life, you are caged and you can't do anything times passes events happen different today your granpa is alive, but tomorrow probably he will die or the next month or later-later. But what can it be done for that??
Deyth Banger
#59. Logic is rare!
What's the purpose of it and even studying math getting higher results and after all outside nobody uses it?
Deyth Banger
#60. You want a fact???
...
I'm bad at math but good at chess, I beat the best guy on chess... so you make your own conclusions!
Deyth Banger
#61. Panic is more like protection from the danger, stuff when they don't go on plan it's a code on "how much humans we are"...
Deyth Banger
#62. Gilgamesh's sperm! That is the true treasure . . . YOU CAN CREATE THE WORLD'S MIGHTIEST ARMY BY USING HIS SPERM!
Kazuo Koike
#63. Oh yes! Smell how much I need you!" Taylor's hips bucked over and over, desperately searching for a part of their bodies to wet with her cream.
Lola Newmar
#64. Okay... now I am going to try to ignore you... I gonna try to screw you up...
Deyth Banger
#65. I wanted to curl up into a fetal position and start sucking my thumb, let my tears and dripping saliva pool under me.
Sorry. I tried living, tried being sentient. Can't do it. Can't live in the same universe with that.
David Wong
#66. I heard that Stephen King doesn't sleep well,... so I gues that he doesn't sleep well from his imagination. If I had the same imagination I won't sleep too!
Deyth Banger
#67. My father some times he goes crazy, but sometimes nerves, crazy and mad in one place it's like daemon have started to control his life so he ended his life.
Deyth Banger
#68. Oh... oh... take that... shit...
You are a guy smashes heads... you aren't a smart guy, are ya!?
Deyth Banger
#69. You don't know now and after and before who has watched you and who is watching you and who will continue doing that.
Deyth Banger
#70. He rubs his hand through his thick, dark hair and I am riveted by the cords of rippling muscles that intertwine and gallop down his arms.
Jennifer Martucci
#71. Everyone is vulnerable in some places! To don't be such person, make sure that you don't have weak places!
Deyth Banger
#72. Magic = Chess, Chess is with strategy, doing moves which people think that
they are random, but they aren't random. They are part of the strategy. The same is
in the magic. However, the magic, have the ability to distraction!
Deyth Banger
#73. You can see the evil, the evil is everywhere. As Far as I can tell I can build a town full of horror.
Deyth Banger
#74. Somebody hearing me saying the film is stupid??
Talking about "The Hospital 2"?...
THey just said it, in the film! (In other words in the film there was scene saying "STUPIDDDDDDDDD
Deyth Banger
#75. Oh...oh... "You" the big job... should we be impressed!?
Deyth Banger
#76. What I hate??? You ask me??? Go and fuck off... You are asking from what am I afraid??? ... For cry it on loud...
Deyth Banger
#77. If you don't believe in time, your day will be longer (because reality time is an illusion, it exist only because of us and if we don't exist time doesn't exist!?)
Deyth Banger
#78. The number of people on whose cooperative efforts your eventual existence depends has risen to approximately 1,000,000,000,000,000,000, which is several thousand times the total number of people who have ever lived.
Bill Bryson
#79. You want to take all my money slow with success, so far you have taken 120$ and they aren't return back and you want more and more and more...
Deyth Banger
#80. I always was afraid of looking films with different killings, but look me now. Now I'm a maniac of looking films which have brutal killings like films by Stephen King.
Deyth Banger
#81. Yeah I am stupid, as a wiseman I don't think I am a clever, but as far I see stupid people count themselves as smart and clever.
Deyth Banger
#82. All women love semi-rape. They love to be taken.It was his sweet brutality against my bruised body that made his act of love so piercingly wonderful.
Ian Fleming
#83. If somebody I say that I have written 9 books up to here + that I have quotes. Some people won't believe, other will be amazed, in my view it's unbelieveable, that 16 Years old has his own books written by him!
Deyth Banger
#84. I saw at once the way to appeal to him.. 'Well, of course you know.' I said, 'in really smart circles one has to offer heroin and cocaine to people. It's only a passing fashion, of course, but while it's on, one's really out of it if one doesn't do the right thing.
Aleister Crowley
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