Top 24 Quotes About Witty Person
#1. You can look at a person's attitude and know what kind of thinking is prevalent in his life ... It's better to be positive and wrong than negative and right!
Joyce Meyer
#2. I am no longer a curmudgeon. I am a curmudgeon emeritus.
James Gibbons
#3. I seem to get into situations that make people laugh, but I don't consider myself that funny of a person. I'm not witty. I'm kind of slow in conversations. I'm not that articulate with jokes. The first time I made stuff and screened it for an audience, I was surprised what people were laughing at.
Nathan Fielder
#4. Why don't you make a contibution to my sanity, and do the one thing you never seem to be able to do ... SHUT UP!!!
Triple H
#5. I'm going to photograph every single person to enter and leave this tattoo parlour."
Finbar rolled his eyes. "And they'll hate that, because people who get dragons drawn on their backs are normally so shy about other people noticing them.
Derek Landy
#6. I can't wait until we get to the stage where we don't have to explain anymore.
Dan Hawkins
#7. My manager, who is a very timid person, often tells me that I should think before I speak. I tell her that she should actually have the guts to speak up about the things she thinks.
Miley Cyrus
#9. A person who speaks cleverly is witty; one who asks questions is smart.
Terry Carr
#10. A promiscuous person is a person who is getting more sex than you are.
Victor Lownes
#11. A zen couch potato is a person who contemplates the nature of televised existence.
Richard Helms
#12. He must love such a handsome, noble, witty, accomplished lady; and probably she loves him, or, if not his person, at least his purse
Charlotte Bronte
#14. This world is run by people who know somebody.
Leah Raeder
#15. Make sure that your kids or the kids in your life have an opportunity to share their ideas, and to teach you something about what we know.
Adora Svitak
#16. Sorry, are you telling me that your demon-slaying buddies need to be driven to their next assignment with the forces of darkness by my mom?
Cassandra Clare
#17. I seem finally to have stopped worrying about Elinor, and age. She seems now to be perfectly normal
about twenty-five, a witty control freak. I like her but I can see how she would drive you mad. She's just the sort of person you'd want to get drunk, just to make her giggling and silly.
Emma Thompson
#18. Adele was in everybody's wish list, and her list of Romeos was nearly as long as the Yellow Pages. Some witty person had suggested that her family needed a system of traffic lights to avoid fatal crashes for the men in her life.
Olga Nunez Miret
#19. Miss Langman was often, in interviews, described as a witty conversationalist; how can a woman be witty when she hasn't a sense of humor? - and she has none, which was her central flaw as a person and as an artist.
Truman Capote
#20. I can no more understand the totality of God than the pancake I made for breakfast understands the complexity of me
Donald Miller
#21. You're smart and witty. You're so talented and really have an eye for advertising. Trust in that, and trust in the person who interviewed you today to see that about you.
Victoria Michaels
#22. When the common soldiers are too strong and their officers too weak, the result is INSUBORDINATION.
Sun Tzu
#23. A funny person is funny only for so long, but a wit can sit down and go on being spellbinding forever. One is not meant to laugh. One stays quiet and marvels. Spontaneously witty talk is without question the most fascinating entertainment there is.
Diana Vreeland
#24. Laugh not too much; the witty man laughs least: For wit is news only to ignorance. Lesse at thine own things laugh; lest in the jest Thy person share, and the conceit advance.
George Herbert
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