Top 58 Quotes About Wedding Night
#1. I have no boobs whatsoever. On my wedding night my husband said, 'Let me help you with those buttons' and I told him, 'I'm completely naked'.
Joan Rivers
#2. When I am in the battlefield, I love it more then my wedding night with the most beautiful of women
Khalid Ibn Al-Walid
#3. Monica Seles: I'd hate to be next door to her on her wedding night.
Peter Ustinov
#4. ...every time a unicorn laughs, an angel has tender sexual intercourse on her wedding night. And nine months later, a rainbow is born!
Frank Lesser
#5. This is embarrassing," Mr. Haffey informed me. I winked at him. "What, Mrs. Haffey never carried you over the threshold on your wedding night?
Ilona Andrews
#6. Their wedding night was at a little hotel in Paris. There were walk up steps and a lovely view. And all was well for these two.
David Paul Kirkpatrick
#7. Somehow it just don't seem fitting for a man to spend his wedding night in a tree.
Jane Powell
#8. No." Roman got up off his chair. "The wedding night is for you and Curran. The wedding is for everyone else and it's the price you pay so you can get to the wedding night.
Ilona Andrews
#9. Each youth betrays considerable anxiety about the wedding night ahead.
Gore Vidal
#10. It is well. I go; but remember, I shall be with you on your wedding-night.
Mary Shelley
#11. Alexander the Great, who said on his wedding night, It's only a nickname. Never got a dinner!
Red Buttons
#12. I sort of feel like Cindy Crawford's new husband on their wedding night. I know what's expected of me. I'm just not sure I've got the ability to make it interesting.
Melvin Helitzer
#13. I believe I have thought of nothing but the mystery of your skin and the scent of your hair since the day we met. I believe I meant every word in that chapel about making you my wife, and I believe I am going to have the time of my life on our wedding night, my dear. Do you believe?
Leslea Tash
#14. Air racing may not be better than your wedding night, but it's better than the second night.
Mickey Rupp
#15. Madelyne, we're married now. 'Tis a usual occurrence to bed one's wife on the wedding night.
Julie Garwood
#16. My wife and I went back to the hotel where we spent our wedding night. Only this time, I stayed in the bathroom and cried.
Henny Youngman
#17. In one of her more philosophical moments, she decided that the reason virginity was so prized for a bride was because early man must have realized that a bride who knew what was in store for her on her wedding night, would not be smiling quite so radiantly when she walked down that aisle!
Judith McNaught
#18. He was as happy as a pup on Christmas morning, as a maid on her wedding night, as a wolf before his bloody red supper.
Daniel Polansky
#19. You know," I told him on our wedding night, "I'm just as much me when I'm with you, as I am without you." And because Hardy understood what I meant, he pulled me into his arms, against his heart.
Lisa Kleypas
#20. He's an eighteen-year-old boy and this is his wedding night. I don't think he's taking me home to play checkers.
Amy Engel
#21. My grandfather Frank Lloyd Wright wore a red sash on his wedding night. That is glamour!
Anne Baxter
#22. A little of me goes a long way," I told my wife on our wedding night.
W.H. Mitchell
#23. How do we want our air? Pure. How do we want our water? Pure. How do we want sex on our wedding night? Pure.
Molly Kelly
#24. Children's names? Wedding nights? Was she mad? There weren't going to be any children. And there wasn't going to be any wedding night.
Because, after the wedding feast, there wasn't going to be any groom.
Shehanne Moore
#25. Alan lowered the lamp flame until there was only a glimmer of light in the room. His skin burned with fever as he climbed into bed beside Huiann. He felt like a groom on his wedding night except, he reminded himself, there would be no copulation. None. Not tonight.
Bonnie Dee
#26. The moon, white and voluptuous like a proud, fat bride on her wedding night, had just cleared the horizon. From
Zeece Lugo
#27. Never refer to your wedding night as the original amateur hour.
Phyllis Diller
#28. Rulon motioned to me to help him up. I'd never imagined that my wedding night would involve a crash course in geriatric care, but my new husband was older than my grandpa Wall. Rulon was very tall, and it took all of my strength to get him up.
Rebecca Musser
#29. I heard of a tradition," said Thorne, "where the guests are supposed to make a bunch of raucous noise outside of the bridal chambers on the wedding night, until you give us candy and send us away."
Scarlet glared at him. "Yeah, please don't do that.
Marissa Meyer
#30. Alexander Graham Bell's wife, who said to Alex on their wedding night, Your three minutes are up. Never got a dinner!
Red Buttons
#31. What kind of married couple uses a pole on their wedding night?
H.M. Ward
#32. The day after that wedding night I found that a distance of a thousand miles, abyss and discovery and irremediable metamorphosis, separated me from the day before.
Sidonie Gabrielle Colette
#33. Every woman deserves a wedding night. And what could be better than one that comes without a husband?
Lavinia Kent
#34. I feel scalded inside. Like, third-degree burns. But no one can see them. (Fliss talking about her divorce.)
Sophie Kinsella
#35. The best thing I ever bought is a vintage Oscar de la Renta short gingham dress that I wore to my rehearsal dinner the night before my wedding.
Kelly Wearstler
#36. But she's the kind that won't be downed easily. She'll work all day and go to a Bohemian wedding and dance all night, and drive the hay wagon for a cross man next morning.
Willa Cather
#37. There would be no wedding for me. No bridal hopes. Not with Seth, not with anyone. Those things were lost to me forever. There was only an eternity alone, no lifelong lovers, only those I shared a night with ... . - Georgina
Richelle Mead
#38. Here we stop. On the threshold of wedding nights stands an angel smiling, a finger to his lips.
Victor Hugo
#39. Night and day you are the one,
Only you beneath the moon and under the sun.
Cole Porter
#40. Hear the mellow wedding bells, Golden bells! What a world of happiness their harmony foretells Through the balmy air of night How they ring out their delight! From the molten golden notes, And all in tune What a liquid ditty floats To the turtle-dove that listens while she gloats On the moon!
Edgar Allan Poe
#41. My last night as Isabella Swan. Tomorrow night, I would be Bella Cullen. Though the whole marriage ordeal was a thorn in my side, I had to admit that I liked the sound of that.
- bella swan
Stephenie Meyer
#42. When I said yes,
it implies till death,
and forever thence.
When I said love,
it connotes trust,
allied in situations tough.
And today,
when I hold your hand,
I am prepared to stand,
any trouble,
any avalanche.
Jasleen Kaur Gumber
#43. Nicholas is gay, isn't he," she says, her voice dripping with dejection.
I shrug, again remembering his proposition from last night. "Not necessarily. The jury's still out. There's hope for a Christmas wedding yet," I tell her.
L. H. Cosway
#44. In this age of one-night stands, virtual relationships and text sex, a wedding was a modern miracle.
Eleanor Prescott
#45. He has never understood that sometimes real love requires one to let the beloved go. Probably he never will.
Sara Craven
#46. When the sun begins to set, we do exactly as we did the night before. Caroline fusses over Dink. Jaxon ogles Harper. The boys gather desert debris for our beds. Guy watches me undress. I imagine our wedding.
Victoria Scott
#47. Never get married in the morning - you never know who you might meet that night.
Paul Hornung
#48. I just want to let you know that when I look into my future, I see nothing but you." That's what Chaz had whispered in my ear at some point during the wedding last night.
Then he'd whispered. "And you're not even wearing Spanx.
Meg Cabot
#49. A divorce is like a controlled explosion. Everyone on the outside is OK.
Sophie Kinsella
#50. Mr. Anderson:Well, maybe we all should call it a night. Congrats to the happy couples. Will there be wedding bells soon?
SnowGirl:Definitely. I mean, if you help a guy kill a dwarf, he should marry you.
Alex Flinn
#53. Dahling, they've always hated me, but this has to be the final nail in the coffee. They're jealous because their mother gave me her diamond pendulum on my wedding day. Now they're demanding it back. They hound me day and night. My God, it's like they have channel vision.
Delora Dennis
#55. On the night of the winter solstice, when the dead get their annual reprieve, they go up to the 24-hour donut shop and wedding chapel to get hitched. Marriage is a good and proper pursuit for dead people. For a while, it relieves the dark, shuddering loneliness of the afterlife.
Rachel Swirsky
#56. I wanted to lie in bed with her at night, and bemoan the ordeal of planning a wedding. I wanted it all.
Christina Lauren
#57. Never get married in the morning, because you never know who you'll meet that night.
Paul Hornung
#58. On quiet nights, when I'm alone, I like to run our wedding video backwards, just to watch myself walk out of the church a free man.
Jim Davidson
