Jim Davidson Quotes & Sayings

Top 7 Jim Davidson Quotes

#1. I don't believe in predestined fate. The future is what we choose to create.

#2. Always say no to drugs. It will drive the prices down.

#3. On quiet nights, when I'm alone, I like to run our wedding video backwards, just to watch myself walk out of the church a free man.

#4. Scientists have discovered a food that reduces a woman's sex drive by 99%. Wedding cake.

#5. People who do stupid things with hazardous materials often die.

#6. When we have an item that has value to the school and the athletic department, we cannot throw it away just to be fair.

#7. I took the wife out last night; one punch!