Quotes About Vasectomy

#1. With my doctor, I don't get no respect. I told him I want a vasectomy. He said with a face like mine, I don't need one.

Rodney Dangerfield

#2. He was looking forward to this about as much as one would look forward to a tooth extraction, or perhaps a vasectomy. A colonoscopy? He pondered a list of horrific things that could possibly be less painful than a week-long royal wedding.

Jessica Clare

#3. If you make one mistake, it can result in vasectomy.

John G. Rowland

#4. There's a less than one percent chance of a vasectomy failing, but it does happen. And you know there were complications . . ." "Please don't talk about the complications.

Jeff Strand

#5. I would rather undergo a vasectomy via Weed Whacker than attend an opera.

Dave Barry

#6. Family planning experts are now recommending giving men vasectomy gift cards for the holidays. Talk about taking the jingle out of the bells.

Jay Leno

#7. Y'know, men and women are a lot alike in certain situations, like sitting on frozen peas after a vasectomy

Josh Stern

#8. A Polish man had his vasectomy done at Sears. Now when he makes love, the garage door goes up.

Henny Youngman

#9. A program of sterilizing women after their second or third child, despite the relatively greater difficulty of the operation than vasectomy, might be easier to implement than trying to sterilize men.

John Holdren

#10. George's eyes moved quickly back to the paper, and his lips twitched as he finished, And finally , to Shauna Fontaine, I leave the knowledge that, when I started it with her, I got a vasectomy.

Kristen Ashley

#11. After doing One Fine Day and playing a pediatrician on ER, I'll never have kids. I'm going to have a vasectomy.

George Clooney

#12. If you can imagine a man having a vasectomy without anesthetic to the sound of frantic sitar-playing, you will have some idea of what popular Turkish music is like.

Bill Bryson

#13. Wolves or watch-dogs, it was hard to say from which the sheep had most to fear. The

Arthur Conan Doyle

#14. Towering in front of them was the biggest private jet of them all, the gold lettering along the side spelling three distinct words: Diamond Resorts Worldwide.

Michelle Madow

#15. People do get hypnotized by the hard choices. And stop looking for alternatives.

Lois McMaster Bujold

#16. And there will be no more interruptions and you will be staying for dessert, coffee, and cigars.

Abraham Verghese

#17. I like to think that I have no single view nor any single situation that I think things arrive from. I try to give examples of what I think are interesting questions for me.

Robert Sheckley

#18. Over time, it's becoming more and more understood by people that we're acting in their interests. And that's a very, very powerful thing for our brand.

Larry Page

#19. I often say fame is kind of like a drug or like sugar: when it's controlling you it doesn't feel good at all.

K.d. Lang