
Top 29 Quotes About Using Humour
#1. Men who are not given any voice in this because of the secret nature of the courts, what they're left with is dressing up ridiculously, but at least using humour to try and draw attention to their kids.
Bob Geldof
#2. Clever move. Using humour to deflate my murderous intent.
Nicholas Briggs
#3. A lot of people view science as dull or boring, and I think the stance we take, using humour, not taking ourselves too seriously ... I think people enjoy that. I think it's quite refreshing.
Elise Andrew
#4. It's a kind of meditation, especially when you wake up before everyone else. And it gives my hands something to do while I scheme." "Is that what I've been doing wrong?" Maeve wondered aloud, stirring a lump of sugar into her coffee. "I've never actually set aside time to deliberately scheme.
Gabriella Pierce
#5. Oi, doll, ignore him,' said Sia, using a notebook to fan her face. 'Sweet lord, I'm like a human hot-water bottle wrapped in doona in front of a heater at the moment. And did I tell you about the constant farting?
Gabrielle Tozer
#6. I can draw pencil lines to show something is moving, but if I'm writing, I struggle with how to write it. The boy ran down the hallway? The boy ran quickly down the hallway? The boy ran down the marble hallway? I agonize over the words. So my editor works very hard. I'm lucky to have her.
Brian Selznick
#8. I will not support any game that doesn't express what I think is worthwhile.
Warren Spector
#9. I told myself, 'When I grow up, I want to make pictures that can inspire and nourish people.' Immediately, when I was 10, I started photographing nature. I built a darkroom. My first really good darkroom, not just down in the cellar, was when I was 14.
Bill Atkinson
#10. All the beasts from sloth to pigmy shrew, arrayed silently in ordered cavalcade as if waiting admission to the Ark.
M T Anderson
#11. To Jane Austen, for making romance novels classics and keepers for generations.
Mary Balogh
#12. If they don't let me coach, they might as well take me to the Lexington cemetery.
Adolph Rupp
#13. Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish.
Steven Wright
#14. The Difference between Writers and Editors.
Writers are creative using one end of a pencil.
Editors are more adept using the opposite end.
Roy A. Higgins
#15. Sport is how poor kids from poor countries pass through the eye of the needle to riches and recognition.
A.A. Gill
#16. Private Benjamin lives next door but one to Bob Cryer from The Bill. I once saw him crouching down behind a sycamore tree and using his nose as an Allen Key to release a starving rat.
St John Morris
#17. Fred said, "Man, I think he's gonna make a fuckin' suit of human skin, using the best parts from each of us."
"Holy crap," said John. "He'll be gorgeous.
David Wong
#18. I'll be with my sister. And believe it or not, she has a phone and everything. She stopped using smoke signals last year. - Nana
Nicholas Sparks
#19. In a French accent developed through a lifetime of using English I said, 'Hello sir, I would like to row the English Channel in a bath please.'
What actually arrived in the ear of the French Navy man was, 'Hello sire, I would like to fight a condom across a bath if you please.
Tim FitzHigham
#20. The silent horror of Archie's ordeal had been temporarily replaced by the howling, agonising pain of the blood refusing to drain from his penis, the end of which was a deep purple verging on black where Officer Griff had tested how hard it was by using the back of his hand to give it a solid twang.
Dylan Perry
#21. One day, maybe not in the next few weeks, but certainly in the conceivable future, someone will be able to refer to me without using the word 'arse' somewhere in the sentence.
Nick Hornby
#22. you can't keep fucking someone over, and expect them to still be there for you.
Krystal Gonzalez
#23. I never sleep on the plane. I have to be awake and using my mind power to keep it in the air
Jen Lancaster
#24. What's bothering me is you always seem ready to snap my head off my shoulders and I'm not comfortable with that.
Justine Dell
#25. Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches.
Sam Harris
#26. I wash the clothes, rinse them and then scrub them again. Will that square little box do that? I am not using any fancy machines when my hands will do.
Renita D'Silva
#27. Let me go where love is abundant, peace is plentiful, and joy is in the air.
Debasish Mridha
#28. I have a sliding glass door on my closet, and when I slide it one way I can see all my uniforms, and the other way is all my own clothes.
Elle Fanning
#29. Don't criticise them; they are just what we would be under similar circumstances." Yet
Dale Carnegie
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