Top 31 Quotes About Urinate

#1. Laugh, but weep at the same time. If you cannot weep with your eyes, weep with your mouth. If this is still impossible, urinate.

Comte De Lautreamont

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#2. Flowing water makes men meditative. They urinate with a sense of eternity like sailors.

Louis-Ferdinand Celine

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#3. Vir prudens non contra ventum mingit. (A wise man does not urinate against the wind.) Roman proverb

L. Michael Hall

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#4. Please stop shaking your rain water in my direction. What next? Are you going to come over here, cock your leg and urinate upon my person?

Stephen J. Day

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#5. We have ample testimony to her sense of humor; Cleopatra was a wit and a prankster. There is no cause to question how she read Herodotus's further assertion that Egypt was a country in which the women urinate standing up, the men sitting down.

Stacy Schiff

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#6. I wouldn't urinate in his ear if his brain was on fire!

Bobby Hull

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#7. I find it hilarious that whenever I light up, Americans look at me like I'm going to urinate on their children.

Michelle Hodkin

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#8. The only thing that really differentiates Texas from any other place in the world is the proclivity of its people to urinate outdoors and to attach a certain amount of importance to this popular pastime.

Kinky Friedman

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#9. I need to offer a sacred water sacrifice at the porcelain altar.

Pawan Mishra

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#10. Note to self: It's hard to attain a state of no-mind when you're incredibly pumped up on tea and sugar and have to urinate every three and a half minutes.

Jordan Sonnenblick

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#11. Wouldn't that be an amazing super power? Knowing where to press on someone's neck to make them immediately urinate.

Ryan Reynolds

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#12. As an Auyana man living in New Guinea under the Pax Australiana put it, "Life was better since the government came" because "a man could now eat without looking over his shoulder and could leave his house in the morning to urinate without fear of being shot.

Steven Pinker

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#13. No one has the right to pee on your dreams!

Israelmore Ayivor

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#14. You replaced me with a shaved poodle?"
"He's got mad skills."
Derek's eyebrows crept up.
"He can vomit and urinate at the same time and he doesn't make fun of my car.

Ilona Andrews

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#15. A man who could urinate standing up and without help was a man in a fit state to face his responsibilities.

Carlos Ruiz Zafon

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#16. Mr. Wiggles seems
taken with you."
"It tried to urinate on me the other day. I prefer not
to be 'taken' by something like that.

Anne Mallory

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#17. When kids hit 1 year old, it's like hanging out with a miniature drunk. You have to hold onto them. They bump into things. They laugh and cry. They urinate. They vomit.

Johnny Depp

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#18. GUY TIP #18:
Just because you can urinate anywhere you want doesn't mean you should-even if your aim is so good you can spell out "Red Sox Rule" in capital letters with once taking a break.

Jenny O'Connell

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#19. Eliza's constant harping didn't even get to Martha, although it sometimes seemed that Eliza's raison d'etre was to urinate on Martha's parade.

Adele Parks

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#20. I had a dream about you. We were in a canoe, and we were paddling across the desert. You said you were thirsty, and I pointed to the sand that surrounded us and said, "No, I will not urinate in your mouth." At that point I woke up, because I realized I really had to pee - and get a drink of water.

Dora J. Arod

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#21. It is true that we Russians have sent only four doctors into space in forty years of flight, but still I might have had chance to fly to Mir or International Space Station except for one fact. This is that I cannot urinate - is this the right word, Mr. Roth? - I cannot urinate on wheel of bus.

Dan Simmons

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#22. Men are superior to women, for one thing they can urinate from a speeding car.

Will Durst

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#23. I've seen men in $5,000 suits urinate in public fountains here. Las Vegas is the best place on earth.

Alissa Nutting

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#24. Isn't beer the holy libation of sincerity? the potion that dispels all hypocrisy, any charade of fine manners? the drink that does nothing worse than incite its fans to urinate in all innocence, to gain weight in all frankness?

Milan Kundera

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#25. Dain could not decide what to do with Lady Wallingdon's invitation.
A part of his mind recommended he burn it.
Another part suggested he urinate on it.
Another advised him to shove it down Her Ladyship's throat.

Loretta Chase

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#26. God does not exist, God is not good. All that awaits us is the cat who will urinate on our grave.

Alejandro Jodorowsky

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#27. His rule of thumb, after a walk, is to drink water until he begins to urinate again. Then he can consider other activities.

Neal Stephenson

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#28. I can honestly say, all the bad things that ever happened to me were directly, directly attributed to drugs and alcohol. I mean, I would never urinate at the Alamo at nine o'clock in the morning dressed in a woman's evening dress sober.

Ozzy Osbourne

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#29. If Stalin ever told me to urinate, I'm not sure I'd be able to ...

Phil Donahue

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#30. A breeding sow spends most of her life in a tiny cage. It's usually about seven feet long and two feet wide. She cannot turn around. She cannot scratch herself. She must urinate and defecate where she stands. Simply put, I believe she is tortured, day in and day out.

Jane Velez-Mitchell

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#31. There are three types of men in the world. One type learns from books. One type learns from observations. And one type just has to urinate on the electric fence himself.

Will Rogers

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