Quotes About Swiss Cheese

#1. Willy Loman: I don't want change, I want Swiss cheese!

Arthur Miller

#2. On Saturday, he ate through one piece of chocolate cake, one ice-cream cone, one pickle, one slice of Swiss cheese, one slice of salami, one lollipop, one piece of cherry pie, one sausage, one cupcake, and one slice of watermelon That night he had a stomach ache.

Eric Carle

#3. You women have more holes than swiss cheese.

Charles Bukowski

#4. Lock yourself in here and if you hear
anything. Shoot. I don't care if you think God himself is about to waltz through that door, shoot him to
Swiss cheese--he'll survive.

Jamie Lynn Dougherty

#5. He spread out in his chair like a melting shard of Swiss cheese and informed us: "The only lies I'll ever tell are: 'I won't come in your mouth' and 'I'll just rub it around your ass.'" It wasn't a pretty visual.

Neil Strauss

#6. Swiss cheese model' of accidents. Imagine a series of safety

Tim Harford

#7. They shot me. (Talon) No, bud. They turned you into Swiss cheese. (Nick)

Sherrilyn Kenyon

#8. I have said that the sanction regime is like Swiss cheese - that meant that they weren't very effective.

George W. Bush

#9. For Arthur, who could usually contrive to feel self-conscious if left alone for long enough with a Swiss cheese plant, the moment was one of sustained revelation.

Douglas Adams

#10. Life is like a nice fresh batch of Swiss cheese. Note to self: savor the holes, too, like the spaces between musical notes.

Anne Lamott

#11. Hard-bitten had a double meaning: bitten hard by life, like her, or clamping meanly down on other people. But, as though belying his thoughts, she said, "I hope your days are good."
"If only. My eyes, you know, are like Swiss cheese, the doctor says. I see through the holes.

Edward Hoagland

#12. The Theory of Evolution has more holes in it than a dam made out of Swiss cheese.

Eoin Colfer

#13. Swiss Cheese is a rip-off It's the only cheese I can bite into and miss

Mitch Hedberg

#14. Evolution is a theory with more holes than a Dutch dam of swiss cheese.

Eoin Colfer

#15. My love life is like a piece of Swiss cheese; most of it's missing, and what's there stinks.

Joan Rivers

#16. Remember the Wizard Archer's drill arrows that rescued the entombed miners? Well, we're drilling holes in your swiss cheese building to rescue you from a costly boner!

Robert Bernstein

#17. The common argument that men are naturally polygamous and women naturally monogamous is as full of holes as Swiss cheese.

Frans De Waal

#18. You look at our borders, they're like swiss cheese, everybody pours in.

Donald Trump

#19. I eat Swiss cheese from the inside out.

Steven Wright

#20. I eat swiss cheese. But I only nibble on it. I make the holes bigger.

Steven Wright

#21. She was so full of holes now, she was like a Swiss cheese.

Danielle Steel

#22. Swiss cheese is the only cheese you can draw and people can identify. You can draw American cheese, but someone will think it's cheddar. It's the only cheese you can bite and miss. "Hey Mitch - does that sandwich have cheese on it?" "Every now and then!"

Mitch Hedberg

#23. I like wearing gloves made of cheese (Swiss), and then going around asking elderly men if they want a knuckle sandwich.

Jarod Kintz

#24. I consider calmly the question of how much evil I should need to kill off my finer feelings ...

Mary MacLane

#25. I'm never gonna be a Carlos Santana - an instrumentalist. I just like songs. It's three minutes of something that can be very powerful.

Steve Forbert

#26. Cheese is good. And Britain, despite the grumblings of the French and the outrage of the Swiss, not to mention some plucky challenges from Italy, Austria, and Spain, has some of the best cheese in the world. We're world leaders in cheese.

Nick Harkaway

#27. Sawyer watched Rex from the hospital bed. The man was fucking fluttering. Fluffing pillows. Pouring water. Talking to doctors and nurses. Checking on Sawyer without actually talking to him. When

S.E. Jakes

#28. We may not have been perfect, or even acceptable by anyone else's standards. But together, we were perfect.
Together, we were just us.
Battered and broken. Dark and difficult. Impulsive and scared.

T.M. Frazier

#29. Your neck smells like cheese,' I said.
'Oh,' He said, 'that's my cheese cologne. I have a whole selection. Chedder, American, Swiss.

Kristin Walker

#30. Walking is magic. Can't recommend it highly enough. I read that Plato and Aristotle did much of their brilliant thinking together while ambulating. The movement, the meditation, the health of the blood pumping, and the rhythm of footsteps ... this is a primal way to connect with one's deeper self.

Paula Cole

#31. Being a parent can make you a horrible person at times, because you're pushed to the limit constantly.

Nick Cave