Top 65 Quotes About Stupid Questions
#1. They asked me what year it was, what month it was, etc. I easily answered these stupid questions.
Bobby Fischer
#2. Only stupid questions create wealth.
Gary Hamel
#3. What if it lines up like it did in the Trojan War ... Athena versus Poseidon?"
"I don't know. But I just know that I'll be fighting next to you."
"Why?"
"Because you're my friend, Seaweed Brain. Any more stupid questions?
Rick Riordan
#4. You can get good science out of stupid questions. If someone says the world is flat, maybe in proving them wrong you can calculate the curvature of the Earth more precisely.
Gavin Schmidt
#5. Never laugh at the man that asks 'stupid' questions. Just remember, when all of society thought the world was flat, a man once questioned, What if the world was round?
Jeremy Smith
#6. And yes, there is such a thing as stupid questions. That was one of them.
J. Lynn
#7. It's fun to be in California. The police are kind of weird here. They ask you stupid questions. 'Do you know why I pulled you over?' Because I have pot in the glove compartment?
Robert Schimmel
#8. By now, we have learnt that game-changing ideas do not come from experts, they come from people who haven't got a clue and ask stupid questions.
Chris Boardman
#9. I remember right after Carter got elected, I was sitting in my apartment in Albany, CA, on a Saturday listening to people call Carter and ask stupid questions while I designed the screen editor.
Bill Joy
#10. Once I put that wig on, I didn't say an intelligent thing for four months.
My voice went up. I walked differently. I'd ask incredibly stupid questions.
Sigourney Weaver
#12. If journalists ask you again and again about the same bands, you'll end up saying you hate them just because you're so fed up with being asked all those stupid questions.
Billie Joe Armstrong
#13. That's the beauty of stupid questions. They don't deserve answers. -Daniel Hunter
Carly Phillips
#14. That was why I enjoyed cars - when you cared for them properly and tuned them up just right, they didn't ask stupid questions or go around behind your back. They simply purred under the slightest touch and followed orders. Aubrey's
Skye Callahan
#15. My best attribute is knowing when not to answer stupid questions.
Gina Gershon
#16. Stupid questions will never exist and won't ever exist.
Deyth Banger
#17. Not all journalists are really journalists. They ask such stupid questions sometimes, especially the newer ones, and because ... these people can't tell if you're joking around, you just can't have any sense of humour; you really can't.
Ray Liotta
#18. I'd watched every episode of 'True Blood' from the very beginning. The show's characters were in my blood, so when I started, I was really prepared. I made sure I wasn't the new guy asking stupid questions on his first day.
Robert Kazinsky
#19. So many bleeding, stupid questions. Do girls think like this all the time? No wonder they're so confusing.
Sabaa Tahir
#20. The guy hefted the sword, weighing it. "What's a pretty thing like you want with a sword anyway?"
"She's going to use it to castrate guys who ask stupid questions," Blythe answered for me, her voice flat.
Rachel Hawkins
#21. I've heard some stupid questions in my life. Usually they come in clusters: Why do you have that gun? What are you doing? Are you going to kill me? Uh, duh. I'm sure as hell not going to shoot myself.
J.M. Darhower
#22. Is there a sense in which you miss being behind a locked door?" Ma turns to Morris. "Is she allowed to ask me such stupid questions?" The
Emma Donoghue
#23. The thing about interviews is that if someone interviews you, and they're an idiot, then they make you sound like an idiot, too. They ask you stupid questions, and they bring you down to their level. It's tempting to not ever want to talk to anybody, but you can't do that.
Dean Wareham
#24. What I think is that the F-word is basically just a convenient nasty-sounding word that we tend to use when we would really like to come up with a terrific-ally witty insult, the kind Winston Churchill always came up with when enormous women asked him stupid questions at parties.
Dave Barry
#25. Luckily, she'd remembered to wear her brain-to-mouth filter today.
. . .
"How big are you?" Apparently, her filter still let stupid questions slip out. (Angie)
Annie Nicholas
#26. In school one learns to ask stupid questions of life.
Marty Rubin
#27. If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?
Scott Adams
#28. I was the youngest child. I got to be myself and ask stupid questions because I was the youngest. It is so important to listen to the questions children have and reward them for the wondrous questions they ask.
May-Britt Moser
#29. Why do you ask The Rock stupid questions? Why are you an ugly hermaphrodite? Nobody knows, Kevin Kelly.
Dwayne Johnson
#30. Helen savored the peace and quiet that only came in the complete absence of stupid questions.
Christopher Farnsworth
#31. I do not believe that I have had an interview with anybody in twenty-five years in which the person to whom I was talking was not annoyed during the early part of the interview by my asking stupid questions.
Harry Stack Sullivan
#32. Can I ask a stupid question ?
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people. Ask away.
Derek Landy
#33. She could just hear her little brother asking all sorts of stupid questions, like if his underwear was black too.
Kelly Creagh
#34. I like stupid questions," Rimmer said. "They allow one to feel intelligent for once.
David Lagercrantz
#35. They say there are no stupid questions. That's obviously wrong; I think my question about hard and soft things, for example, is pretty stupid. But it turns out that trying to thoroughly answer a stupid question can take you to some pretty interesting places.
Randall Munroe
#36. It's the stupid questions that have some of the most surprising and interesting answers. Most people never think to ask the stupid questions.
Cory Doctorow
#37. There are no stupid questions, but there are a LOT of inquisitive idiots.
Justin Sewell
#38. Sarcasm is one of the many services I offer to people who ask stupid questions!
Habeeb Akande
#39. When people ask me really stupid questions or get it really wrong, I feel embarrassed for them. I don't really feel angry at them.
Chris Isaak
#40. Whether the British ruling class are wicked or merely stupid is one of the most difficult questions of our time, and at certain moments a very important question.
George Orwell
#41. I'm not stupid. I know everybody thinks I am. I just don't like answering their questions.
Louis Sachar
#42. Chocolate didn't make stupid decisions. Chocolate didn't ask questions. Chocolate was the perfect companion.
Melissa Foster
#43. A lot of the situations that we put ourselves in are similar to a cat in a yard full of dogs. We rarely ask ourselves how we got here, (which doesn't help with the question of how we get out of here), all of which rarely keeps us from finding ourselves in the next yard asking the same questions.
Craig D. Lounsbrough
#44. The media only report stupid or careless answers, not stupid or unfair questions.
Colin Powell
#45. Blenkinsop sighed. As usual, those of you who can think of better ways to win the war are invited to write directly to Mr. Winston Churchill, number 10 Downing Street, London South-West-One. Now, are there any questions, as opposed to stupid criticisms?
Ken Follett
#46. When you're ashamed of their action, to ask them the reason of their actions can make you a fool.
Auliq Ice
#47. Because you see darling, darling, there are no false questions. All questions in life are true questions. Answers may be false, but questions cannot be false. Sure,they can be dumb, they can be stupid, but never false.
Raymond Federman
#48. Everyone who came to see him asked questions that were either stupid or impertinent. Better to see no one than to see fools.
Larry McMurtry
#49. The fact that I am interrupting serious work to answer these questions proves that I am so stupid that I should be penalized severely. I will be. Don't worry.
Ernest Hemingway,
#50. In life; not all questions require gentle answers, some just want you to be so stupid to answer in a stupid way.
Auliq Ice
#51. In the history of political thinking, there has been always a polar conflict between ethical and the ruthless realistic thoughts of men in general where every greater thought brings in faster understanding yielding an exciting result so fast.
Auliq Ice
#52. Who am I?? No, No you don't ask the questions I ask them my question is how much stupid are you??...You are so quite, why?? You don't have answer, it's not a problem you don't need to answer I kwow it!
Deyth Banger
#55. The only way we can determine the true age of the earth is for God to tell us what it is. And since He has told us, very plainly, in the Holy Scriptures that it is several thousand years in age, and no more, that ought to settle all basic questions of terrestrial chronology.
Henry M. Morris
#56. In addition I had real and serious questions about an independent counsel investigation that began with private business dealings twenty years ago
William J. Clinton
#57. Questions don't have to make sense, Vincent," said Miss Susan. "But answers do.
Terry Pratchett
#58. What do you do,' said Jean, 'with, ah, "ungifted" children when you have them?'
'Cherish them and raise them, you imbecile. Most of them end up working for us, in Karthain and elsewhere. What did you think we'd do, burn them on a pyre?'
'Forget I asked
Scott Lynch
#59. Really smart people don't want to say stupid things, and they really don't want to be a part of a PR-engineered interview. People really do want to be smart, and they want smart questions. So, if you ask smart questions, there's no way you can't do well.
Kara Swisher
#60. When you get asked hundreds of questions, it's not possible to remember the answer to every one.
William J. Clinton
#61. I'm ready for the 'gotcha' questions and they're already starting to come ...
Herman Cain
#62. I sometimes feel nervous because I give stupid answers to certain pointless questions. It happens in Turkish as much as in English. I speak bad Turkish and utter stupid sentences.
Orhan Pamuk
#63. The problem would not exist if I asked beforehand. Hence, it is vital to ask honest questions (even if it sounds "stupid") rather than making assumptions. Everybody makes mistakes; the good news is that everything can be fixed.
Anna Agoncillo
#64. It seems an easy choice - sacrifice the tree for a human life - until one learns that three trees must be destroyed for each patient treated. Suddenly we must confront some tough questions. How important are the medical needs of future generations?
Al Gore
#65. It was absolutely marvelous working for Pauli. You could ask him anything. There was no worry that he would think a particular question was stupid, since he thought all questions were stupid.
Victor Frederick Weisskopf